miketx
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- Dec 25, 2015
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This one girl was at the dance but didn't want to dance so her sister told her if she was asked to dance say, "i'm contemplating matrimony and looking for a place to sit". So I asked her to dance and she got the phrase wrong and said, "I'm constipated on macaroni and looking for a place to sh*t".Let me guess, you hate god, too. Right libtard?Millennials are not having children and it’s all thanks to the married dykes down the street.
Good Christ some of you people are mind- numbingly stupid.
God created me this way so fat girls would have someone to dance with.
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