Questions, nothing but questions

[Esmeralda]

Do you want the right answer, the wrong answer, or the answer people want to hear?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Is the answer people want to hear right or wrong?

 

[Esmeralda]

Usually it's just BS isn't it?

 

[Mudflap]

Did they ever find out Who Let The Dogs Out?

 

[Immanuel]

Who would want the job of President of the United States?

 

[Mudflap]

Mitt Romney?

 

[Immanuel]

Mitt Romney?

Anybody but?

 

[Pop23]

Who would want the job of President of the United States?

Why would ANYBODY want the damn job?

 

[Mudflap]

Acerophobia?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Why are there so many misologists?

 

[Mertex]

Sure, Immie. >.>

I wish to be at the other end of my shift. Anybody got a time machine?

Wouldn't it be cool to own a time machine?

Don't you know that a watch is a time machine?

Don't you own a watch?

 

[Statistikhengst]

What happens when the watch starts to own YOU?? Hmmmm?

 

[BDBoop]

How come we go from completely hungry to completely full with no space in between?

 

[Esmeralda]

Why are there so many misologists?

Haven't you read my signature, last line?

 

[Esmeralda]

What does it mean to be a good friend?

 

[Esmeralda]

What makes a good day?

 

[Esmeralda]

What do you suppose would happen if we took away all television?

 

[Esmeralda]

Why do some friends stick by you even during the worst of times while others are quick to flee at the first sign of trouble?

 

[Statistikhengst]

Why is there so often toil and travail?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Why do some friends stick by you even during the worst of times while others are quick to flee at the first sign of trouble?

Why do you call those that flee friends instead of the more apt term of acquaintances?