You seem more like a Gary Johnson douche bag to meIf I were gay, I think I'd go with number 10. But since you're a die-hard Trumper we're completely different, so I have no idea which one you'll go with.Be creative about it, and post it to the internet!When you're ready to come out of the closet, I'll be here to embrace you
When you're ready to stop using gay slurs, you won't be a hypocritical homophobe, perhaps.
24 Awesomely Creative Ways To Come Out Of The Closet
Which way did you choose?![]()
So, you practiced gay sex on your dog. Good to know.