Zone1 Satan turns water into Bud Light

[Votto]

At a recent trans wedding, the prince of darkness was asked to turn water into alcohol, so he produced over a hundred cans of Bud Light as he stated that he could only turn good things into bad things, so only Bud Light was permissible.

.Then the groom turned to him and asked for a honeymoon, to which satan bought them an all expense paid for package to Disneyworld, the home of all wokeness in the universe.

When asked about changing the candidates for the upcoming election in 2024, satan apologized saying he was unable to change a thing.

 

[occupied]

Sounds like Satan is a pretty cool guy.

 

[Votto]

Sounds like Satan is a pretty cool guy.

Well that's why you worship him, right?

 

[Zebra]

And Jesus turned Budweiser into Löwenbräu!

 

[Zebra]

Sounds like Satan is a pretty cool guy.

I always thought he was hot!

 

[Votto]

I always thought he was hot!

He will get even hotter, trust me.

 

[occupied]

Well that's why you worship him, right?

Satan would bring some sort of foul beer made from bat blood and give them a honeymoon to wherever you live.

 

[Votto]

Satan would bring some sort of foul beer made from bat blood and give them a honeymoon to wherever you live.

And force us to eat insects.

Yea, we know what the democrat party is all about.

Trouble is, satan worships the DNC.

 

[Zebra]

Saint Mary turned milk into Liebfraumilch

 

[Zebra]

And the Holy Ghost turned sour Chardonnay into sweet sweet Gewürztraminer.

 

[TNHarley]

His powers get exaggerated from time to time.
Bud light is already water.

 

[Votto]

His powers get exaggerated from time to time.
Bud light is already water.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Well that's why you worship him, right?

he wants to suck its nipples

 

[luiza]

Did this guy( ? ) bear a passing resemblance to Mortuary ? He seems to have disappeared, as does Rumpol( BumPole). Both very sinister individuals --- left handed .

 

[ReinyDays]

Who mixes a pilsner half with water? ... except 13-year-old little girls? ... of course Satan invented light beer; in Golden, Colorado ... try drinking Butt Wipe at room temperature ... see ... now imagine this at Hell's temperatures ... why the Irish drink stouts ...

 

[nomadic5]

What would turn liberals into conservatives?

is the question

 

[ReinyDays]

What would turn liberals into conservatives?

is the question

Time ...