Self Defense- If You Could Only Choose One

[Geaux4it]

What would be your preference?

I thought I should conduct a straw poll to this question based on the following scenario

You're in your home late at night and you hear glass break. Shortly after you hear the sound of someone in your home. You are in your bedroom and he has found you. There is one intruder armed with handgun. You have no self defense weapon in your home, but for the sake of this poll, you have magic powers do deploy one of the following weapons/process.

Which would you select?

-Geaux

 

[Pop23]

I chose handgun

IDK. Call me crazy

 

[Ava]

What would be your preference?

I thought I should conduct a straw poll to this question based on the following scenario

You're in your home late at night and you hear glass break. Shortly after you hear the sound of someone in your home. You are in you bedroom and they have found you. There is one intruder armed with handgun. You have no self defense weapon in your home but you have for the sake of this poll, you have magic powers do deploy one of the following weapons/process.

Which would you select?

-Geaux

 

[hjmick]

My anti-personal mine modified Roomba...

 

[westwall]

Your hypothetical has a few issues, but in my house the primary weapon is a 300 year old wakizashi backed up by a shotgun.

 

[hjmick]

You're going to poke their eyes out with your nipples?

 

[Pop23]

What would be your preference?

I thought I should conduct a straw poll to this question based on the following scenario

You're in your home late at night and you hear glass break. Shortly after you hear the sound of someone in your home. You are in you bedroom and they have found you. There is one intruder armed with handgun. You have no self defense weapon in your home but you have for the sake of this poll, you have magic powers do deploy one of the following weapons/process.

Which would you select?

-Geaux

Ohhhhhhhh, there's a gun in the picture!

Now I get it!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

M47

 

[Ava]

You're going to poke their eyes out with your nipples?

Both barrels!

 

[westwall]

M47

Patton?

 

[Mr. H.]

If I had magic powers, I'd wish them away.

 

[CMike]

You're going to poke their eyes out with your nipples?

She said should get her finger off the trigger lest she shoot herself in the head.

 

[JWBooth]

You're going to poke their eyes out with your nipples?

Both barrels!

You can start with me.....

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I voted for a base ball bat because I actually have one only it is made of iron.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[CaféAuLait]

My anti-personal mine modified Roomba...

LOLing here!

In fact this whole thread has me giggling. Thanks for the laugh all!

 

[CaféAuLait]

I voted for a base ball bat because I actually have one only it is made of iron.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Iron baseball bat? Never heard of one, aluminum maybe. Must be heavy that's for sure.

Try an ASP baton.

 

[Pop23]

I voted for a base ball bat because I actually have one only it is made of iron.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

You have a baseball bat made of iron?

What's the baseball made out of?

 

[Jughead]

There should be an option 6. A trap door in the entrance of the home that when opened leads to a pool of alligators.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Iron baseball bat? Never heard of one, aluminum maybe. Must be heavy that's for sure.

Try an ASP baton.

You have a baseball bat made of iron?

What's the baseball made out of?

It say Louisville Slugger on it and I believe that it was made for soft ball playing.

God bless you two always!!!

Holly

 

[Two Thumbs]

What would be your preference?

I thought I should conduct a straw poll to this question based on the following scenario

You're in your home late at night and you hear glass break. Shortly after you hear the sound of someone in your home. You are in your bedroom and he has found you. There is one intruder armed with handgun. You have no self defense weapon in your home, but for the sake of this poll, you have magic powers do deploy one of the following weapons/process.

Which would you select?

-Geaux

voted before I read the op.

in that scenario, a handgun