Some southern Humor

[t_polkow]

Question :What do you call a pimple on a white southerners ass?

Answer: A brain Tumor

 

[hortysir]

I don't get it

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

good

 

[HomeInspect]

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

 

[t_polkow]

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from the South say after sex?
A: " Git offa me, daddy, you're crunching my cigarettes!

 

[MondoBongo]

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from the South say after sex?
A: " Git offa me, daddy, you're crunching my cigarettes!

Shouldn't something be humorous in order to qualify for the "humor" section?

 

[t_polkow]

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in the south?
Documentaries.

 

[hortysir]

A man was poised on the rail of a high bridge, ready to jump.

Another man approaches him
"Don't do it. Think of your wife and kids"

"I'm single and have no kids"

"Well, think of your parents"

"I'm an orphan"

"For God's sake think of Robert E. Lee", he pleaded.

"Who's that", the would-be jumper asks.

"Fuck it....Jump Yankee"

 

[Big Black Dog]

Question :What do you call a pimple on a white southerners ass?

Answer: A brain Tumor

If this is the best you've got, don't quit your day job.

 

[hjmick]

t_pokescows is a bigot. Who knew?