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I love sheep. Did you know I love sheep? Very much. A little barbee sauce...umh...never mind that bit.
For some reason...nobody trusts me...
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Funny thing....though...my dog Cowboy and I used to herd sheep
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This was oh, 6 or 7 years ago I think - he's being pushy. His job is to keep them to the fence, but he's pushing them ahead of me.
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Here he's doing a nice job getting the one sheep off the fence.
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And this is what is NOT supposed to happen!
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DIRE HYDRANT
We often think of fire hydrants as benevolent protectors against sudden fires or unseasonably hot days, rarely considering what foul plans these stout metal appliances may have in store for us.
Oakland citizen Humberto Hernandez realized the truth behind fire hydrants far too late when a 2007 car crash launched a 200-lb. fireplug right at his head. This wouldn’t be that unusual — cars hit hydrants all the time, often causing fatal injuries to the drivers and passengers — except that Hernandez wasn’t driving the car. He and his wife were strolling peacefully along the sidewalk when a Ford Escape blew a tire, swerving into and “uprooting” a hydrant, which was propelled by the collision and the stream of water into the luckless Californian’s brain pan.
BLOOD POISONING: THE ULTIMATE FEAT OF STRENGTH
Siegmund “Zishe” Breitbart lived an interesting life. He was born to an Orthodox family near Lodz and led a boring traditional life as a blacksmith until the siren call of the circus beckoned.
He then spent the rest of his life traveling between Europe and America twisting iron bars around his biceps and carrying around locomotive wheels with his teeth. Zishe soon became part of the Busch Circus, at the time the largest circus in the world, and dazzled audiences with stunts as over-the-top as engaging in a tug-of-war with his teeth against a team of whipped horses and supporting a “motordrome” (one of those big semi-circular cages people drive motorcycles around inside) on his chest while two other performers did cycle stunts inside it. In spite of all these mortally dangerous stunts, what finally did Zishe in was a simple error in measurement. For a stunt in Berlin where he hammers a railroad spike through five inches of wood with his bare hands, he neglected to consider that a) the spike was longer than five inches and b) he was hammering it in right over his knee.
The injury itself wasn’t life-threatening, but an infection soon became septic and the legendary straight man died of blood poisoning just over a month later, proving that no matter how good they are at hammering things with their bare hands, you should never hire a circus strongman as a carpenter.
LAWNBOMBER OR DIVEMOWER?
What could be a better example of all-American old-fashioned fun than taking in a football game? What about a football game featuring a halftime show by a semi-professional radio-controlled model aircraft organization? That was the wonderfully promising day that Nashua NH resident John Bowen had stretching before him in December of 1979: a Jets-Patriots game at Shea Stadium spiced up with a delightful exhibition of buzzy little toy airplanes.
Better yet, the intrepid R/C pilots had included a few exotic examples of the radio-controlled art, most notably a delightful flying lawnmower, ha ha! Oh, and just an FYI, the flying lawnmower weighed some 40 pounds and kept making low passes over the audience.
As in all examples of flying lawnmower performance, hubris lead to a tragic downfall as the lawnmower pilot lost control and the model plummeted into Bowen and one other spectator’s heads, causing massive injuries that later led to Bowen’s death. The incident lead to strict NFL regulations regarding the control and use of flying lawnmowers.