Stump the Bonz

[Bonzi]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

I'm giving you 4 points Sonny. I have no time for this. I'm not sure I would even accept a job to get paid to do this!

 

[Moonglow]

Can you name this Scottish Bishop?

Angus Bernard MacEachern

Too easy when you can search the web..

well good lord man, I do have a life, and I'm not a Rhode Scholar!

I used to have several volumes of trivia books for research..Now they just call them toilet companions...

 

[Moonglow]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

I'm giving you 4 points Sonny. I have no time for this. I'm not sure I would even accept a job to get paid to do this!

I can believe that..

 

[Bonzi]

What is my natural hair color?

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

How am I supposed to do my job and research all this shit! damn people!

Didn't you get the memo that told you that your new job is to entertain all of us?

Strawberry blonde

 

[Bonzi]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

I'm giving you 4 points Sonny. I have no time for this. I'm not sure I would even accept a job to get paid to do this!

I can believe that..

I am super lazy and am stressing over this thread!

 

[Pogo]

Ahem.

How would you describe, in two adjectives, a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag?

Spoiler: Answer here

"Fast and bulbous"

Bonus question: "Also....." what?

 

[Bonzi]

the name of the player in right field in A&Cs "Who's on First" routine

never identified.

Why?

Because

 

[Moonglow]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

I'm giving you 4 points Sonny. I have no time for this. I'm not sure I would even accept a job to get paid to do this!

I can believe that..

I am super lazy and am stressing over this thread!

I bet you are hen pecked into picking up your trash.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

What is my natural hair color?

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

How am I supposed to do my job and research all this shit! damn people!

Didn't you get the memo that told you that your new job is to entertain all of us?

Strawberry blonde

What was the color of the hair of my mother and father?

 

[Moonglow]

the name of the player in right field in A&Cs "Who's on First" routine

never identified.

Why?

Because

That's the center fielder..

 

[Iceweasel]

If a tree falls down in the forrest and nobody is there to hear it.

Does it make a sound? .....

(Credit goes to another source not to be named)

Sound is not dependent on human, or animal ear drums. When the tree hits the ground, the vibration is sent through the air, but no one is to hear it. But, it still made a sound otherwise sound waves would not have been made. Like some noises are too high for humans to hear, but that does not mean there is not a sound. Also if a recorder was there, it would have recorded the sound.

OK, riddle me this then. If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around, is he still wrong?

Also, what's the best blade to use in cutting Hardie board?

 

[Bonzi]

How would you describe, in two adjectives, a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag?

strange disgusting

 

[Iceweasel]

What was the color of the hair of my mother and father?

Gray?

 

[mudwhistle]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

How can fat people skinny-dip?

 

[Bonzi]

How big is my penis?

Hard or Soft?

Bonus question. Which am I now?

talking to me? soft

 

[BULLDOG]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Prove or disprove the event at Roswell, New Mexico in July 1947, and the question as to whether UFOs are actually manned by ETs from outer space.

Prove or disprove the lone assassin theory associated with the JFK event in Dallas, Texas November 1963.

Prove or disprove the explanation given by our government concerning the collapse of building 7 in New York City September 11, 2001.

Is it possible to warp time and distance in order to make deep space travel possible?

I'm giving you 4 points Sonny. I have no time for this. I'm not sure I would even accept a job to get paid to do this!

I can believe that..

I am super lazy and am stressing over this thread!

No need to stress. Any questions I might have are the only ones you should bother with. It's all about me and what I want to know. Others don't count.

 

[Pogo]

How would you describe, in two adjectives, a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag?

strange disgusting

BZZZT. "Fast and bulbous". Also a tin teardrop. Bulbous also tapered.

 

[Auld Phart]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Can fat people skinny-dip?

 

[Bonzi]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

Can fat people skinny-dip?

Yes cause it's referring to their skin, not their weight

 

[Bonzi]

How would you describe, in two adjectives, a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag?

strange disgusting

BZZZT. "Fast and bulbous". Also a tin teardrop. Bulbous also tapered.

i hate talking to you Pogo. You also need a Stump thread. Friggin nerd!