Subaru's, liberals, smoke and mirrors.

[Ray9]

There is little doubt that modern Democrats, and in particular liberal Democrats, are emotional basket cases and likely cognitively challenged. Nowhere is this more evident than in television commercials that target them. Most of us have noticed that many liberals drive Subaru’s because they have been led to believe that Subaru’s are lovingly safer than other cars. Because liberals desperately need to feel superior to their peers they are easy prey for a car manufacturer that capitalizes on their feelings and manipulates their limited intelligence.


The frustration many of us feel when confronted in traffic by lane-swerving socialists whose rear bumpers are plastered with stickers that say “coexist”, “peace not war”, “rainbow coalition” and of course, “Obama” on older models is outstripped only by the shatteringly frightening reality that such a significant percentage of the population could be this dumb. Subaru’s latest television ad demonstrably brings this to the fore.


In the ad several teens and preteens mostly Caucasians, are chastised for attempting to do innocently negligent and dangerous things. Things like taking nunchakus on a camping trip, risking electrocution by pulling neon lights from fixtures, trying to ski down a flight of stairs as well as playing with a fire extinguisher and a taking a sledgehammer.


Then an African American teen (political correctness is important here) is shown telling his mother he is taking the Subaru. The mother responds with “don’t be late”. For Madison Avenue this implants two things in the simple liberal mind-moral superiority and fear of those who think differently or drive a different car. It’s the same mechanism used to fool liberals into believing people are going to die if Obamacare is repealed.


Let’s focus on the three words in the response of the mother-“don’t be late”. This implies that the teen should use the car to speed if he falls behind. So if the car is parked in the driveway with two homeless drifters embedded in the windshield that’s apparently ok because he was told not to be late and he was just trying to do the right thing according to his feelings.


Subaru’s ad is a sad microcosm of everything that is wrong with our society today. The truly wicked in our society are playing on the intellectual infirmities of a large portion of our population. The evil lead the stupid astray with smoke and mirrors.


2017 Subaru Outback TV Commercial, 'Take the Subaru'

 

[Moonglow]

I have a 1992 Subaru, runs great, gets 28 miles to the gallon..I couldn't care what you say.

 

[Ray9]

Are you a liberal? You failed to make the distinction that I was talking about their advertising not their cars.

 

[rightwinger]

There is little doubt that modern Democrats, and in particular liberal Democrats, are emotional basket cases and likely cognitively challenged. Nowhere is this more evident than in television commercials that target them. Most of us have noticed that many liberals drive Subaru’s because they have been led to believe that Subaru’s are lovingly safer than other cars. Because liberals desperately need to feel superior to their peers they are easy prey for a car manufacturer that capitalizes on their feelings and manipulates their limited intelligence.


The frustration many of us feel when confronted in traffic by lane-swerving socialists whose rear bumpers are plastered with stickers that say “coexist”, “peace not war”, “rainbow coalition” and of course, “Obama” on older models is outstripped only by the shatteringly frightening reality that such a significant percentage of the population could be this dumb. Subaru’s latest television ad demonstrably brings this to the fore.


In the ad several teens and preteens mostly Caucasians, are chastised for attempting to do innocently negligent and dangerous things. Things like taking nunchakus on a camping trip, risking electrocution by pulling neon lights from fixtures, trying to ski down a flight of stairs as well as playing with a fire extinguisher and a taking a sledgehammer.


Then an African American teen (political correctness is important here) is shown telling his mother he is taking the Subaru. The mother responds with “don’t be late”. For Madison Avenue this implants two things in the simple liberal mind-moral superiority and fear of those who think differently or drive a different car. It’s the same mechanism used to fool liberals into believing people are going to die if Obamacare is repealed.


Let’s focus on the three words in the response of the mother-“don’t be late”. This implies that the teen should use the car to speed if he falls behind. So if the car is parked in the driveway with two homeless drifters embedded in the windshield that’s apparently ok because he was told not to be late and he was just trying to do the right thing according to his feelings.


Subaru’s ad is a sad microcosm of everything that is wrong with our society today. The truly wicked in our society are playing on the intellectual infirmities of a large portion of our population. The evil lead the stupid astray with smoke and mirrors.


2017 Subaru Outback TV Commercial, 'Take the Subaru'

Very good commercial.....any parent can relate to it
Damn...I did some of that stupid stuff when I was a kid

 

[IcebergSlim]

I have a 1992 Subaru, runs great, gets 28 miles to the gallon..I couldn't care what you say.

I suspect that may have informed your decision to buy it....

 

[IcebergSlim]

Are you a liberal? You failed to make the distinction that I was talking about their advertising not their cars.

Fair question....


Are you a moron?

 

[vlad_hombre]

There is little doubt that modern Democrats, and in particular liberal Democrats, are emotional basket cases and likely cognitively challenged. Nowhere is this more evident than in television commercials that target them. Most of us have noticed that many liberals drive Subaru’s because they have been led to believe that Subaru’s are lovingly safer than other cars. Because liberals desperately need to feel superior to their peers they are easy prey for a car manufacturer that capitalizes on their feelings and manipulates their limited intelligence.


The frustration many of us feel when confronted in traffic by lane-swerving socialists whose rear bumpers are plastered with stickers that say “coexist”, “peace not war”, “rainbow coalition” and of course, “Obama” on older models is outstripped only by the shatteringly frightening reality that such a significant percentage of the population could be this dumb. Subaru’s latest television ad demonstrably brings this to the fore.


In the ad several teens and preteens mostly Caucasians, are chastised for attempting to do innocently negligent and dangerous things. Things like taking nunchakus on a camping trip, risking electrocution by pulling neon lights from fixtures, trying to ski down a flight of stairs as well as playing with a fire extinguisher and a taking a sledgehammer.


Then an African American teen (political correctness is important here) is shown telling his mother he is taking the Subaru. The mother responds with “don’t be late”. For Madison Avenue this implants two things in the simple liberal mind-moral superiority and fear of those who think differently or drive a different car. It’s the same mechanism used to fool liberals into believing people are going to die if Obamacare is repealed.


Let’s focus on the three words in the response of the mother-“don’t be late”. This implies that the teen should use the car to speed if he falls behind. So if the car is parked in the driveway with two homeless drifters embedded in the windshield that’s apparently ok because he was told not to be late and he was just trying to do the right thing according to his feelings.


Subaru’s ad is a sad microcosm of everything that is wrong with our society today. The truly wicked in our society are playing on the intellectual infirmities of a large portion of our population. The evil lead the stupid astray with smoke and mirrors.


2017 Subaru Outback TV Commercial, 'Take the Subaru'

I haven't seen the ad.

Actually, I see very few television commercials, because ... you know ... technology?

I can only imagine what your life must be like, dissecting television advertising for nefarious political intent and frothing at the mouth about the "librul agenda".

Maybe, a hobby would be more healthy?

In the reality based world, informed people buy Subaru cars because ...

1) reliability
2) utility
3) safety
4) high resale value

 

[IsaacNewton]

A commercial that shows good parents in many situations watching that their children don't hurt themselves doing foolish things. Yeah what a horrible message that sends.

 

[rightwinger]

There is little doubt that modern Democrats, and in particular liberal Democrats, are emotional basket cases and likely cognitively challenged. Nowhere is this more evident than in television commercials that target them. Most of us have noticed that many liberals drive Subaru’s because they have been led to believe that Subaru’s are lovingly safer than other cars. Because liberals desperately need to feel superior to their peers they are easy prey for a car manufacturer that capitalizes on their feelings and manipulates their limited intelligence.


The frustration many of us feel when confronted in traffic by lane-swerving socialists whose rear bumpers are plastered with stickers that say “coexist”, “peace not war”, “rainbow coalition” and of course, “Obama” on older models is outstripped only by the shatteringly frightening reality that such a significant percentage of the population could be this dumb. Subaru’s latest television ad demonstrably brings this to the fore.


In the ad several teens and preteens mostly Caucasians, are chastised for attempting to do innocently negligent and dangerous things. Things like taking nunchakus on a camping trip, risking electrocution by pulling neon lights from fixtures, trying to ski down a flight of stairs as well as playing with a fire extinguisher and a taking a sledgehammer.


Then an African American teen (political correctness is important here) is shown telling his mother he is taking the Subaru. The mother responds with “don’t be late”. For Madison Avenue this implants two things in the simple liberal mind-moral superiority and fear of those who think differently or drive a different car. It’s the same mechanism used to fool liberals into believing people are going to die if Obamacare is repealed.


Let’s focus on the three words in the response of the mother-“don’t be late”. This implies that the teen should use the car to speed if he falls behind. So if the car is parked in the driveway with two homeless drifters embedded in the windshield that’s apparently ok because he was told not to be late and he was just trying to do the right thing according to his feelings.


Subaru’s ad is a sad microcosm of everything that is wrong with our society today. The truly wicked in our society are playing on the intellectual infirmities of a large portion of our population. The evil lead the stupid astray with smoke and mirrors.


2017 Subaru Outback TV Commercial, 'Take the Subaru'

I haven't seen the ad.

Actually, I see very few television commercials, because ... you know ... technology?

I can only imagine what your life must be like, dissecting television advertising for nefarious political intent and frothing at the mouth about the "librul agenda".

Maybe, a hobby would be more healthy?

In the reality based world, informed people buy Subaru cars because ...

1) reliability
2) utility
3) safety
4) high resale value

He is just pissed off that a commercial would show a "negro" in a positive light. Only a liberal would do such a thing. Conservatives know that it upsets their base

Most people think it is a cute commercial

 

[Moonglow]

I have a 1992 Subaru, runs great, gets 28 miles to the gallon..I couldn't care what you say.

I suspect that may have informed your decision to buy it....

Nope, someone wanted to get rid of it close by, and I bought it as a second car for just incase, and to give to my son to learn how to drive..

 

[NYcarbineer]

There is little doubt that modern Democrats, and in particular liberal Democrats, are emotional basket cases and likely cognitively challenged. Nowhere is this more evident than in television commercials that target them. Most of us have noticed that many liberals drive Subaru’s because they have been led to believe that Subaru’s are lovingly safer than other cars. Because liberals desperately need to feel superior to their peers they are easy prey for a car manufacturer that capitalizes on their feelings and manipulates their limited intelligence.


The frustration many of us feel when confronted in traffic by lane-swerving socialists whose rear bumpers are plastered with stickers that say “coexist”, “peace not war”, “rainbow coalition” and of course, “Obama” on older models is outstripped only by the shatteringly frightening reality that such a significant percentage of the population could be this dumb. Subaru’s latest television ad demonstrably brings this to the fore.


In the ad several teens and preteens mostly Caucasians, are chastised for attempting to do innocently negligent and dangerous things. Things like taking nunchakus on a camping trip, risking electrocution by pulling neon lights from fixtures, trying to ski down a flight of stairs as well as playing with a fire extinguisher and a taking a sledgehammer.


Then an African American teen (political correctness is important here) is shown telling his mother he is taking the Subaru. The mother responds with “don’t be late”. For Madison Avenue this implants two things in the simple liberal mind-moral superiority and fear of those who think differently or drive a different car. It’s the same mechanism used to fool liberals into believing people are going to die if Obamacare is repealed.


Let’s focus on the three words in the response of the mother-“don’t be late”. This implies that the teen should use the car to speed if he falls behind. So if the car is parked in the driveway with two homeless drifters embedded in the windshield that’s apparently ok because he was told not to be late and he was just trying to do the right thing according to his feelings.


Subaru’s ad is a sad microcosm of everything that is wrong with our society today. The truly wicked in our society are playing on the intellectual infirmities of a large portion of our population. The evil lead the stupid astray with smoke and mirrors.


2017 Subaru Outback TV Commercial, 'Take the Subaru'

They're just trying to make money. In the old days they did it this way:

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[Moonglow]

Are you a liberal? You failed to make the distinction that I was talking about their advertising not their cars.

I don't watch TV, so their commercial is of little value to anything I do..

 

[NYcarbineer]

And don't forget if there's a man and a woman in a commercial, and one is dumb and one is smart,

99 times out of 100 the woman is the smart one.

Good guess as to why? Because research shows that women are more likely to make purchasing decisions than are men...

 

[EverCurious]

I can blow your entire theory with one state heh

Alaska. We /love/ Subaru's up here, also heavy republican. Why? Because a Subaru can plow 4 foot of snow like a fucking dog team, their all wheel drive is absolutely the best out there AND they go forever. We had one that went 600,000 miles with relatively minor issues (had to replace the leaf springs lol), that's nuts! There are four Subaru's at my house; used to be seven, but two of the kids moved out...

 

[Moonglow]

I can blow your entire theory with one state heh

Alaska. We /love/ Subaru's up here, also heavy republican. Why? Because a Subaru can plow 4 foot of snow like a fucking dog team, their all wheel drive is absolutely the best out there AND they go forever. We had one that went 600,000 miles with relatively minor issues (had to replace the leaf springs lol), that's nuts! There are four Subaru's at my house; used to be seven, but two of the kids moved out...

Mine has 300k, I had to rebuild the front end, but I also had to on my Chevy truck..

 

[EverCurious]

I can blow your entire theory with one state heh

Alaska. We /love/ Subaru's up here, also heavy republican. Why? Because a Subaru can plow 4 foot of snow like a fucking dog team, their all wheel drive is absolutely the best out there AND they go forever. We had one that went 600,000 miles with relatively minor issues (had to replace the leaf springs lol), that's nuts! There are four Subaru's at my house; used to be seven, but two of the kids moved out...

Mine has 300k, I had to rebuild the front end, but I also had to on my Chevy truck..

Chevy's are kickass too, we have two of those as well heh Tell you what, you want a vehicle that warms up fast and starts like a champ at -40 below - Chevy. Their heater cores are the best in the business. In fact, if I had a single complaint about the Subaru it would be that they can take for damned ever to heat that little rice popper up enough to heat the cab. Chevy though? You run that sucker for 10 minutes and you gotta turn the heat down hahaha

 

[Moonglow]

I can blow your entire theory with one state heh

Alaska. We /love/ Subaru's up here, also heavy republican. Why? Because a Subaru can plow 4 foot of snow like a fucking dog team, their all wheel drive is absolutely the best out there AND they go forever. We had one that went 600,000 miles with relatively minor issues (had to replace the leaf springs lol), that's nuts! There are four Subaru's at my house; used to be seven, but two of the kids moved out...

Mine has 300k, I had to rebuild the front end, but I also had to on my Chevy truck..

Chevy's are kickass too, we have two of those as well heh Tell you what, you want a vehicle that warms up fast and starts like a champ at -40 below - Chevy. Their heater cores are the best in the business. In fact, if I had a single complaint about the Subaru it would be that they can take for damned ever to heat that little rice popper up enough to heat the cab. Chevy though? You run that sucker for 10 minutes and you gotta turn the heat down hahaha

Yes, they will run you out of your clothes while driving, or maybe that was the booze?

 

[EverCurious]

I can blow your entire theory with one state heh

Alaska. We /love/ Subaru's up here, also heavy republican. Why? Because a Subaru can plow 4 foot of snow like a fucking dog team, their all wheel drive is absolutely the best out there AND they go forever. We had one that went 600,000 miles with relatively minor issues (had to replace the leaf springs lol), that's nuts! There are four Subaru's at my house; used to be seven, but two of the kids moved out...

Mine has 300k, I had to rebuild the front end, but I also had to on my Chevy truck..

Chevy's are kickass too, we have two of those as well heh Tell you what, you want a vehicle that warms up fast and starts like a champ at -40 below - Chevy. Their heater cores are the best in the business. In fact, if I had a single complaint about the Subaru it would be that they can take for damned ever to heat that little rice popper up enough to heat the cab. Chevy though? You run that sucker for 10 minutes and you gotta turn the heat down hahaha

Yes, they will run you out of your clothes while driving, or maybe that was the booze?

Pfft that's what windows are for! (Like seriously, we've got a souped up 92 we'd bought for the kids to drive to school and the heater buttons in the thing stick so you don't want to turn the heater down in the winter and stuff so it's all window regulated - still I never wear my coat when I'm driving that thing heh)

 

[rightwinger]

One of my favorite Subaru commercials

 

[rightwinger]

Why conservatives are so offended