Papageorgio
The Ultimate Winner
Okay, take an issue, any issue, and kill it off in one sentence. Find the middle ground or take a stance that says let the chips fall where they may, I don't care if comes back to bite me in the ass, I'm done with debate on this subject and whatever is required to make it happen just do it and let's move along.
I'll start:
Abortion - safe, legal, and rare so just do what has to be done which isn't banning sex.
Taxes - high on the rich low on the poor, and corporations pay 25%, no deductions.
Partisan politics - country before party once you're elected.
Gay marriage - all wedding cakes are gay so just bake the damn thing and enjoy cashing the check.
Racism - no matter what color you are don't be an asshole and I won't be one either.
The South - losers don't get statures, there's no parade for second place.
North Korea - no other nation ever asked before building the bomb but we have them also.
TV and the movies - how the hell can you people not come up with something that's actually new?
Voter ID - as soon as you pass one out to everyone then you can ask to see the damn thing.
Roy Moore - he's a creep, a real one, and we already have too many in Congress so don't vote him in.
Okay, your turn.
I like most of what you just listed.
Harry will be happy a racist piece of trash agrees with him.