The Front Porch Swing

[Mertex]

I'll see your hula dance and raise you a public performance.

Sexiest Performer - You won't close your eyes for a while!!! - YouTube

I don't know why she bugs me, she just does. And the "You won't close your eyes for awhile?" Anybody know what they're trying to say there?

I don't pay attention to YouTube video names on these things.

Though I admit I wasn't blinking much, it was because I was admiring her amazing control of the hoops. Keeping so many going at once on different limbs, etc... was fun to watch.

Dang....she is really good. I thought she was great with two....then she did three and then, holy you know what.......

 

[BDBoop]

Did you think you were "Queen" just cause you started this neato thread? Nobody's going to make you a sammich....make it yourself.....

Strangely enough, Aaron already took care of it - as did my sister. Went upstairs, and lunch was waiting. Life is good.

I thought you WERE the Queen. I just didn't want to end up in the dungeon. Maybe your sister thinks the same thing.

I was queen once, in a land far away. That land no longer exists.

 

[House]

Sorry. Shouldn't have shared that. The Stoop is for fun and being at ease. I guess I let the Woody Allen thread get deeper into me than I thought.

Anyway...enough of that. My apologies.

Although my experience wasn't quite like yours, I can certainly understand where you're coming from because I have my own issues with my siblings due to my mother.

I didn't want to clutter up the thread with my own family drama, but if you'd like to share war stories, would be happy to over PM sometime.

 

[Mertex]

Strangely enough, Aaron already took care of it - as did my sister. Went upstairs, and lunch was waiting. Life is good.

I thought you WERE the Queen. I just didn't want to end up in the dungeon. Maybe your sister thinks the same thing.

I was queen once, in a land far away. That land no longer exists.

So was I, but I'm not giving up my countess title....hell no, I'm not....

 

[BDBoop]

I thought you WERE the Queen. I just didn't want to end up in the dungeon. Maybe your sister thinks the same thing.

I was queen once, in a land far away. That land no longer exists.

So was I, but I'm not giving up my countess title....hell no, I'm not....

I miss your Charlize Theron pic.

 

[Mertex]

I was queen once, in a land far away. That land no longer exists.

So was I, but I'm not giving up my countess title....hell no, I'm not....

I miss your Charlize Theron pic.

She was quite a queen, wasn't she.....and that whip....

 

[Gracie]

Thanks House. Best thing for me is to not think about it. It was a long time ago. I finally bailed home at almost 17years old and never went back.
But I appreciate the offer, hon. It's just something I don't really wanna talk about in depth. I already said too much and regret it. But...too late now and oh well, lol.

 

[House]

So was I, but I'm not giving up my countess title....hell no, I'm not....

I miss your Charlize Theron pic.

She was quite a queen, wasn't she.....and that whip....

I quite like your current avvie... which is interesting considering I'm generally not attracted to black women.

Must be the hair relaxer.

 

[Mertex]

I miss your Charlize Theron pic.

She was quite a queen, wasn't she.....and that whip....

I quite like your current avvie... which is interesting considering I'm generally not attracted to black women.

Must be the hair relaxer.

i think it's natural....she's a tropical black girl, maybe not 100% black....I think her eyes are green or blue....she's a beaut.

 

[House]

She was quite a queen, wasn't she.....and that whip....

I quite like your current avvie... which is interesting considering I'm generally not attracted to black women.

Must be the hair relaxer.

i think it's natural....she's a tropical black girl, maybe not 100% black....I think her eyes are green or blue....she's a beaut.

Wow.

And I don't mean that sarcastically. <.<










^ Or that.

 

[BDBoop]

I think I'm addicted to Dasani Drops. I ordered groceries, and bought three different flavors.

 

[Gracie]

I want a cookie. A gooey, hot cookie fresh from the oven. But I am too lazy to go bake one.

 

[BDBoop]

I want a cookie. A gooey, hot cookie fresh from the oven. But I am too lazy to go bake one.

That's not lazy. It takes a lot of effort. Unless you're saying you have cookie dough in the fridge?

 

[Gracie]

And I have a headache again. Must be sinuses cuz it sure has been nice weatherwise and now it's colder than a witches tit.

 

[Gracie]

Yes. I have the slice and bake in the fridge. But..that means I have to warm up the oven, stand there for 10 minutes cuz if I don't I will forget and burn it. And I don't wanna. Well. Maybe a break from the board for a bit will be good for me right now. since I can't have a slushie.

 

[BDBoop]

Yes. I have the slice and bake in the fridge. But..that means I have to warm up the oven, stand there for 10 minutes cuz if I don't I will forget and burn it. And I don't wanna. Well. Maybe a break from the board for a bit will be good for me right now. since I can't have a slushie.

Slushie sounds good, too.

Tomorrow is grocery delivery day, I got some good stuff headed here. Course I have to go read the list or I have NO IDEA what I've ordered, save the Dasani Drops, and five avocados. I <3 avocados.

 

[Gracie]

Wish we had delivery here. Sure would help. But alas...can't happen.

 

[koshergrl]

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[BDBoop]

Wish we had delivery here. Sure would help. But alas...can't happen.

Nope. There's always a trade-off. I loved living in the country, but the only grocery delivery there was Schwan's.

 

[Gracie]

I had applesauce instead and then popped an advil. Not supposed to take those but I did anyway.
I'd love to be in the country, but I love listening to the sound of the surf too..although it comes with a price. In a neighborhood with close neighbors.