Abishai100
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This is a Heaven-War parable about capitalism-theory inspired by Judge Dredd.
Signing off (time to BBQ),
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"Adam and Eve were favoured by God to evaluate the role of capitalism in geopolitical peace and God was happy with how the Trump Administration saw the peace-promotional alliance between South Korea and North Korea during the symbolic Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. God selected a special man and woman to serve as 'diplomats' for an iconic debate about the redeemability of capitalism theory. God recruited Kitana (a jewelled female gypsy and incredible warrior) and Racer-X (a self-proclaimed car-racer and American 'vigilante'). God wanted Kitana and Racer-X to go through the challenging gauntlet of capitalism arguments/debates --- with Satan (the adversary of civilization!). Would capitalism win the day?"
"God wanted to be by Kitana and Racer-X's side, and since Racer-X loved American comic books, God took the form of the elfin jet-glider soaring Marvel Comics American 'super-villain' Green Goblin (Norman Osborn), an emotionally troubled 'mad scientist.' Racer-X knew that God was guiding him, since Green Goblin appeared as both a 'messenger' and a creative genius. Racer-X knew he and his girlfriend Kitana could handsomely move through this 'capitalism moral-test/gauntlet.' However, Racer-X didn't realize that Satan could take on unnerving forms and so could Satan's minions. Capitalism would be put to the test."
"As Racer-X and Kitana prepared to go through the gauntlet, Satan arrayed his forces. He took the form of a commandeering purple robot named Galvatron and his minions took the forms/shapes of allied evil knights, robots named Cyclonus and Scourge. Galvatron, Cyclonus, and Scourge represented all the Machiavellian rage associated with anti-capitalism sentiments and terrorism itself."
"God knew Racer-X and Kitana would need help, so he sent one of his strongest angels, Gabriel, to help Racer-X and Kitana and provide them with moral courage. After all, Gabriel was the perfect symbol of humble valiant deeds, and he took the form of the mighty DC Comics spiritually-tested 'super-brute' named Bane, and Racer-X was relieved Gabriel appeared as a 'friend'."
"The debate began, and the angels of heaven watched...Satan brought with him the mysterious and dangerous Whore of Babylon, but God sent his beautiful female angel Adia...
RACER-X: Capitalism is a game-arena requiring teamwork.
CYCLONUS: Capitalism is competitive and creates urges to betray!
KITANA: It's easy to destroy; it's more challenging to praise.
GALVATRON: What's so praiseworthy about Wall Street?
RACER-X: I'm a fan of sci-fi storytelling, not fantasy-indulgences.
SCOURGE: I can concede that capitalism is a structural theory.
KITANA: This all seems a bit cynical, no?
WHORE OF BABYLON: Capitalism is always likened to piracy!
RACER-X: Have you ever tried defending merchants?
CYCLONUS: I have no concern for the tediousness of the marketplace...
KITANA: I refuse to believe capitalism is fragile, simply because gambling is fun.
CYCLONUS: You should speak with a spiritually weary stockbroker...
RACER-X: I like how Donald Trump balances diplomacy with commercial bravado.
GALVATRON: He's a pawn, but perhaps he'll do good for a consumerism-minded world!
KITANA: I read the Bible, honor my colors and blades, and praise the value of eBay.
WHORE OF BABYLON: You're simply 'idealistic' about artisans, my dear.
GABRIEL: The debate is over. Capitalism is measured to be logistically intellectual..."
"God knew that Racer-X and Kitana would not be able to withstand the deadly temptations of Satan and his allies including the mysterious and seductive Whore of Babylon, so God requested that Satan/Galvatron leave Racer-X and Kitana and allow the two lovers to return to Earth and to continue their 'optimistic' missions to defend democracy, capitalism, and 'TrumpUSA'. Satan/Galvatron conceded and suggested to God that humanity be encouraged to indulge their 'anti-social fantasies' with the new modernism-dread oriented sci-fi horror film Alien: Covenant."
"American celebrities Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise were approached by God to evaluate how modern media and culture could be oriented to better incorporate the activities of consumerism-minded optimistic Christmas shoppers, so Hanks and Cruise considered making movies that featured scenes about the holiday season (Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, etc.). God was pleased and knew that Racer-X and Kitana would be cared for in this new 'pro-capitalism system' otherwise known as 'TrumpUSA'. Gabriel also returned to heaven, confident that Adam and Eve would find their 'way' in this modern 'fog' of commercial angst (e.g., Enron, Napster, Microsoft, Gulf War, etc., etc.). Hanks and Cruise decided to watch Alien: Covenant together (since the two movie superstars were buddies). Satan/Galvatron smiled, knowing that capitalism would continue to require much study!"
GOD: It looks like Adam and Eve have passed the test...
SATAN: We'll see if humans can avoid the temptation of indulgences.
GOD: I know Facebook has become a 'guilty-pleasure' but consumerism can be peaceful!
SATAN: That's true, but I will continue to worry about the 'scope' of Wall Street...
GOD: Alright, and I'll follow the spiritual development of Racer-X and Kitana.
SATAN: It was a Great Tribulation.
GOD: It sure was; I think TrumpUSA will endure this 'political infancy period.'
SATAN: I wonder what America would be right now had Hillary Clinton been President!
GOD: America may not have been 'ready' for a female-president...
SATAN: That's objective thinking; I suppose I'll go watch Alien: Covenant too (on Netflix!).
GOD: Netflix is so darn convenient.
SATAN: We should teach a course at Yale University about capitalism game-theory.
GOD: I'd rather read a good Wall Street ghost-story at Barnes & Noble.
SATAN: To the bookstore...
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Signing off (time to BBQ),
====
"Adam and Eve were favoured by God to evaluate the role of capitalism in geopolitical peace and God was happy with how the Trump Administration saw the peace-promotional alliance between South Korea and North Korea during the symbolic Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. God selected a special man and woman to serve as 'diplomats' for an iconic debate about the redeemability of capitalism theory. God recruited Kitana (a jewelled female gypsy and incredible warrior) and Racer-X (a self-proclaimed car-racer and American 'vigilante'). God wanted Kitana and Racer-X to go through the challenging gauntlet of capitalism arguments/debates --- with Satan (the adversary of civilization!). Would capitalism win the day?"
"God wanted to be by Kitana and Racer-X's side, and since Racer-X loved American comic books, God took the form of the elfin jet-glider soaring Marvel Comics American 'super-villain' Green Goblin (Norman Osborn), an emotionally troubled 'mad scientist.' Racer-X knew that God was guiding him, since Green Goblin appeared as both a 'messenger' and a creative genius. Racer-X knew he and his girlfriend Kitana could handsomely move through this 'capitalism moral-test/gauntlet.' However, Racer-X didn't realize that Satan could take on unnerving forms and so could Satan's minions. Capitalism would be put to the test."
"As Racer-X and Kitana prepared to go through the gauntlet, Satan arrayed his forces. He took the form of a commandeering purple robot named Galvatron and his minions took the forms/shapes of allied evil knights, robots named Cyclonus and Scourge. Galvatron, Cyclonus, and Scourge represented all the Machiavellian rage associated with anti-capitalism sentiments and terrorism itself."
"God knew Racer-X and Kitana would need help, so he sent one of his strongest angels, Gabriel, to help Racer-X and Kitana and provide them with moral courage. After all, Gabriel was the perfect symbol of humble valiant deeds, and he took the form of the mighty DC Comics spiritually-tested 'super-brute' named Bane, and Racer-X was relieved Gabriel appeared as a 'friend'."
"The debate began, and the angels of heaven watched...Satan brought with him the mysterious and dangerous Whore of Babylon, but God sent his beautiful female angel Adia...
RACER-X: Capitalism is a game-arena requiring teamwork.
CYCLONUS: Capitalism is competitive and creates urges to betray!
KITANA: It's easy to destroy; it's more challenging to praise.
GALVATRON: What's so praiseworthy about Wall Street?
RACER-X: I'm a fan of sci-fi storytelling, not fantasy-indulgences.
SCOURGE: I can concede that capitalism is a structural theory.
KITANA: This all seems a bit cynical, no?
WHORE OF BABYLON: Capitalism is always likened to piracy!
RACER-X: Have you ever tried defending merchants?
CYCLONUS: I have no concern for the tediousness of the marketplace...
KITANA: I refuse to believe capitalism is fragile, simply because gambling is fun.
CYCLONUS: You should speak with a spiritually weary stockbroker...
RACER-X: I like how Donald Trump balances diplomacy with commercial bravado.
GALVATRON: He's a pawn, but perhaps he'll do good for a consumerism-minded world!
KITANA: I read the Bible, honor my colors and blades, and praise the value of eBay.
WHORE OF BABYLON: You're simply 'idealistic' about artisans, my dear.
GABRIEL: The debate is over. Capitalism is measured to be logistically intellectual..."
"God knew that Racer-X and Kitana would not be able to withstand the deadly temptations of Satan and his allies including the mysterious and seductive Whore of Babylon, so God requested that Satan/Galvatron leave Racer-X and Kitana and allow the two lovers to return to Earth and to continue their 'optimistic' missions to defend democracy, capitalism, and 'TrumpUSA'. Satan/Galvatron conceded and suggested to God that humanity be encouraged to indulge their 'anti-social fantasies' with the new modernism-dread oriented sci-fi horror film Alien: Covenant."
"American celebrities Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise were approached by God to evaluate how modern media and culture could be oriented to better incorporate the activities of consumerism-minded optimistic Christmas shoppers, so Hanks and Cruise considered making movies that featured scenes about the holiday season (Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, etc.). God was pleased and knew that Racer-X and Kitana would be cared for in this new 'pro-capitalism system' otherwise known as 'TrumpUSA'. Gabriel also returned to heaven, confident that Adam and Eve would find their 'way' in this modern 'fog' of commercial angst (e.g., Enron, Napster, Microsoft, Gulf War, etc., etc.). Hanks and Cruise decided to watch Alien: Covenant together (since the two movie superstars were buddies). Satan/Galvatron smiled, knowing that capitalism would continue to require much study!"
GOD: It looks like Adam and Eve have passed the test...
SATAN: We'll see if humans can avoid the temptation of indulgences.
GOD: I know Facebook has become a 'guilty-pleasure' but consumerism can be peaceful!
SATAN: That's true, but I will continue to worry about the 'scope' of Wall Street...
GOD: Alright, and I'll follow the spiritual development of Racer-X and Kitana.
SATAN: It was a Great Tribulation.
GOD: It sure was; I think TrumpUSA will endure this 'political infancy period.'
SATAN: I wonder what America would be right now had Hillary Clinton been President!
GOD: America may not have been 'ready' for a female-president...
SATAN: That's objective thinking; I suppose I'll go watch Alien: Covenant too (on Netflix!).
GOD: Netflix is so darn convenient.
SATAN: We should teach a course at Yale University about capitalism game-theory.
GOD: I'd rather read a good Wall Street ghost-story at Barnes & Noble.
SATAN: To the bookstore...
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