GHook93
Aristotle
- Apr 22, 2007
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***Spoilers***
It starts out awful and goes down to the worst climax of the series:
(1) It starts with a loan fighter pilot (Poe) confronting the large First Order armada. He makes a call to Gen Hux and it plays out like a bad Spaceballs parody. The joke fell flat and was very cringeworthy. They played it off like he was buying time, but it started the movie off wrong.
(2) Gen Hux already states no surrender for the rebels. He doesn’t deploy his fighters until Poe can take out the cannons until challenged and has time to monologue while the resistance is getting away? Smh
(3) Next they have the big attack on the big FO ship. They did the cliche last bomber pilot drops the trigger only to regain it at the last minute. So cliche it was boring.
(4) Then they flash to Rey and Luke. Luke went from bad ass Jedi to a whinny old man. Their interaction stayed that way the whole time. He briefly agrees to train her for a whopping 3 days (when Jedis train for years to become masters). Yet they don’t train at all, but some how see becomes fully in tune with the force.
(5) Then they leave without Luke. So it was a big waste.
(6) Next they add the worst new character in the series. The Asian girl. Finn and her had zero chemistry. There interaction was cringeworthy. Her acting was horrible and her presence was unnecessary.
(7) ***worse part of the movie***
From there the bridge is destroyed with Leia on it and somehow she is floating in space, but does a superwoman fly to safety. Dumb as hell. I heard the people in front of me say. “You have to be kidding.”
(8) Then they add a forced scene of the bartender from the first one. It was also a cringeworthy scene the the writers put in for comedic value. But the joke fell flat. So forced
(9) Then of course Hollywood goes liberal and states any of the rich people at the casino must be into crime. That evil 1%. And Finn gets arrested for a very stupid and forced reason. In prison he happens to find a master code breaker, lockpick and the guy that steals them a ship. Of course this ill planned adventure was
a useless and pointless subplot because it doesn’t work.
(9) Then the rebels decide to abandon ship and get attacked. So the big mothership is rammed into the first other mother ship. Everyone dies except for Finn the annoying Asian and the Silver SS. Now they tried to build up the Silver SS since the last movie and she under whelmed again. Finn kills her with ease. It seemed like a very forced scene. Finn escape.
(10) They make it to a base in which is getting assaulted Empire Strikes back style. Finn is about to take out the cannon that is the only thing that can break down the gate, but the Asian girl thinks it is a great idea to ram her vehicle into his. So now they have 2 destroyed vehicles and they are at the footsteps of the first order. I was like yes the annoying Asia girl is dead, but Finn is able to drag her back to bases which appeared to be some distance away in the matter of secs and somehow she is alive. Poor writing.
(11) Then Luke arrives to confront Kylo. I was like awesome. The whole armada shoots at Luke and he appears to be able to deflect it. I was getting excited. Then Kylo goes down to confront him. Only to find out Luke is a halo gram and not there. They flash over to Luke and he is dies. Smh
(12) I forgot the Kylo and Rey connection to which there was actual chemistry. But it becomes wastes i am sure it will be revisited.
(13) They finally show Smoot. He is an mean angry guy. He appears powerful, but Kylo kills him and then in a poorly sequenced chain of events Rey and Kylo kill a whole bunch of Samurais. Rey fighting skill acting is really bad.
It never gets better. It gets worse and worse and then ends.
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It starts out awful and goes down to the worst climax of the series:
(1) It starts with a loan fighter pilot (Poe) confronting the large First Order armada. He makes a call to Gen Hux and it plays out like a bad Spaceballs parody. The joke fell flat and was very cringeworthy. They played it off like he was buying time, but it started the movie off wrong.
(2) Gen Hux already states no surrender for the rebels. He doesn’t deploy his fighters until Poe can take out the cannons until challenged and has time to monologue while the resistance is getting away? Smh
(3) Next they have the big attack on the big FO ship. They did the cliche last bomber pilot drops the trigger only to regain it at the last minute. So cliche it was boring.
(4) Then they flash to Rey and Luke. Luke went from bad ass Jedi to a whinny old man. Their interaction stayed that way the whole time. He briefly agrees to train her for a whopping 3 days (when Jedis train for years to become masters). Yet they don’t train at all, but some how see becomes fully in tune with the force.
(5) Then they leave without Luke. So it was a big waste.
(6) Next they add the worst new character in the series. The Asian girl. Finn and her had zero chemistry. There interaction was cringeworthy. Her acting was horrible and her presence was unnecessary.
(7) ***worse part of the movie***
From there the bridge is destroyed with Leia on it and somehow she is floating in space, but does a superwoman fly to safety. Dumb as hell. I heard the people in front of me say. “You have to be kidding.”
(8) Then they add a forced scene of the bartender from the first one. It was also a cringeworthy scene the the writers put in for comedic value. But the joke fell flat. So forced
(9) Then of course Hollywood goes liberal and states any of the rich people at the casino must be into crime. That evil 1%. And Finn gets arrested for a very stupid and forced reason. In prison he happens to find a master code breaker, lockpick and the guy that steals them a ship. Of course this ill planned adventure was
a useless and pointless subplot because it doesn’t work.
(9) Then the rebels decide to abandon ship and get attacked. So the big mothership is rammed into the first other mother ship. Everyone dies except for Finn the annoying Asian and the Silver SS. Now they tried to build up the Silver SS since the last movie and she under whelmed again. Finn kills her with ease. It seemed like a very forced scene. Finn escape.
(10) They make it to a base in which is getting assaulted Empire Strikes back style. Finn is about to take out the cannon that is the only thing that can break down the gate, but the Asian girl thinks it is a great idea to ram her vehicle into his. So now they have 2 destroyed vehicles and they are at the footsteps of the first order. I was like yes the annoying Asia girl is dead, but Finn is able to drag her back to bases which appeared to be some distance away in the matter of secs and somehow she is alive. Poor writing.
(11) Then Luke arrives to confront Kylo. I was like awesome. The whole armada shoots at Luke and he appears to be able to deflect it. I was getting excited. Then Kylo goes down to confront him. Only to find out Luke is a halo gram and not there. They flash over to Luke and he is dies. Smh
(12) I forgot the Kylo and Rey connection to which there was actual chemistry. But it becomes wastes i am sure it will be revisited.
(13) They finally show Smoot. He is an mean angry guy. He appears powerful, but Kylo kills him and then in a poorly sequenced chain of events Rey and Kylo kill a whole bunch of Samurais. Rey fighting skill acting is really bad.
It never gets better. It gets worse and worse and then ends.
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