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Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
Not if we use drones.That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
That would fall under "human activity" and therefore is verbotten.
Not if we use drones.That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
That would fall under "human activity" and therefore is verbotten.
God tweets, well I can hardly wait for it to catch on with the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and Santa Claus!
Did you say you are as powerful as God?Not if we use drones.That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
That would fall under "human activity" and therefore is verbotten.
We are now as powerful as God because we can watch people from above and strike them dead with a bolt from the sky.
The Lord has just created a paradox!
Did you say you are as powerful as God?Not if we use drones.That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
That would fall under "human activity" and therefore is verbotten.
We are now as powerful as God because we can watch people from above and strike them dead with a bolt from the sky.
You are going to burn in hell for that.
