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The Lord has just created a paradox!
All praise Him!
It's the heavenly kobaiashi maru.
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The Lord has just created a paradox!
All praise Him!
Another possible tweet of G-d:
"Whoever composed EVERY SPERM IS SACRED writes crappy melodies."
Another possible tweet of G-d:
"Whoever composed EVERY SPERM IS SACRED writes crappy melodies."
How dare God diss Monty Python!
Immortality can be demotivating.
Another possible tweet of G-d:
"Whoever composed EVERY SPERM IS SACRED writes crappy melodies."
How dare God diss Monty Python!
Immortality can be demotivating.
G-d tweets:
"Monty was once an angel until he started that coconut crap. I then had a python bite him. G-d is almighty."
So God...
Three issues:
What are next week's Super Lotto numbers?
What's your favorite chicken & rice recipe?
Why are you such a sadistic prick?
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God@TheTweetOfGod
The new U.S. Congress is 80% white, 80% male, 92% Christian, and 99% 1%.
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Anyone want to disagree with God on this one?
More tweets at;
God TheTweetOfGod Twitter
Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
Moses had ONE THING he just had to do right and the damn fool dropped and broke most of it.
Did you say you are as powerful as God?Not if we use drones.That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
That would fall under "human activity" and therefore is verbotten.
We are now as powerful as God because we can watch people from above and strike them dead with a bolt from the sky.
You are going to burn in hell for that.
Did you say you are as powerful as God?Not if we use drones.That's true. His tweet about Florida is unequivocal in that we should burn homosexuals at the stake.
That would fall under "human activity" and therefore is verbotten.
We are now as powerful as God because we can watch people from above and strike them dead with a bolt from the sky.
You are going to burn in hell for that.
Don't let Jeremiah find out about this.
Why would G-d tweet, when he can just control us through flouride?
Because the last time God told mankind to write down what he was saying it got lost in translation.
Now he gets to say exactly what he means in 140 characters or less. No need for any interpretations.
Moses had ONE THING he just had to do right and the damn fool dropped and broke most of it.
God tweets, well I can hardly wait for it to catch on with the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and Santa Claus!
God on Twitter It s funny how nearly all the people who believe global warming is a myth also believe I m not.
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If those in Congress are even 1% true Christians, Derideo_Te, I'd be surprised. Both parties are quite in the world and of it - from what I can see. As for tweets from some Mocker calling himself God? Not too funny. Not funny at all actually. Reminds me of the guy who said even God could not sink the Titanic - right before it sank to the bottom of the sea. Yep.
God using the F word and talking about how he talks about killing everyone each year is good humor? I fail to see it, Emily!!!!
Sounds more like someone hates God and feels like mocking Him to me. Let's see how that works out for them. I'm believing it won't be good. Maybe some catastrophe will hit them so hard it will take their breath away - when they finally catch it their first words will be - Oh! God! Please help!
I've seen it all too often.
Goodnight.