THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO LIVING YOUR LIFE AS A son OF GOD.

[Chuckt]

Trip and touch my ark by accident and I shall strike you dead!

Thank you for the inspirational wisdom, O Lord.

The
you have less wisdom and understanding than a peanut!!!

The story is in Samuel somewhere. I think the second book. David takes the ark back to Jerusalem and one of his men trips and falls towards the ark, touching it. God just kills the guy in a heartbeat. Apparently tripping is worthy of damnation.

It doesn't mean he was damned. It just means he was killed.

 

[GISMYS]

The
you have less wisdom and understanding than a peanut!!!

The story is in Samuel somewhere. I think the second book. David takes the ark back to Jerusalem and one of his men trips and falls towards the ark, touching it. God just kills the guy in a heartbeat. Apparently tripping is worthy of damnation.

It doesn't mean he was damned. It just means he was killed.

We do not know what was in the mind of that man that did not obey God and put his hand on ther ARK. Did that man touch the Ark TO KEEP IT FROM FALLING KNOWING THAT HE WOULD DIE OR DID HE THINK God's warning was not true?? we cannot know.

 

[Bumberclyde]

How did Noah get some polar bears from the north pole there and back?

 

[GISMYS]

How did Noah get some polar bears from the north pole there and back?

THINK SILLY TARD!!! Why would you think the God of all creation would have a problem having animals He created migrate to the area of the ark????

 

[Bumberclyde]

How did Noah get some polar bears from the north pole there and back?

THINK SILLY TARD!!! Why would you think the God of all creation would have a problem having animals He created migrate to the area of the ark????

Because it's really, really, really far. And bears can't swim across open oceans. So how did they do it?

 

[Toro]

How did Noah get some polar bears from the north pole there and back?

THINK SILLY TARD!!! Why would you think the God of all creation would have a problem having animals He created migrate to the area of the ark????

If God brought the polar bears thousands of miles to the ark, why even have an ark? Why wouldn't God just levitate the polar bears in the air while the world flooded? And how can you put millions of species on a boat? And how did Noah know which dung beetle was male and which was female?

 

[GISMYS]

How did Noah get some polar bears from the north pole there and back?

THINK SILLY TARD!!! Why would you think the God of all creation would have a problem having animals He created migrate to the area of the ark????

If God brought the polar bears thousands of miles to the ark, why even have an ark? Why wouldn't God just levitate the polar bears in the air while the world flooded? And how can you put millions of species on a boat? And how did Noah know which dung beetle was male and which was female?

God did the work of gathering the animals and other life forms to go on the ark not Noah. THE ARK TOOK OVER 100 YEARS TO BUILD AND IT WAS HUGE =APROX 624 FT LONG 104 FT. WIDE, 62 FT HIGH ,MAYBE EIGHT DECKS = 33750 + SQ.FT. PER DECK X 8 = 202,500 SQ. FT. MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH ROOM FOR A TENNIS COURT TOO!!! LOL!

 

[Toro]

THINK SILLY TARD!!! Why would you think the God of all creation would have a problem having animals He created migrate to the area of the ark????

If God brought the polar bears thousands of miles to the ark, why even have an ark? Why wouldn't God just levitate the polar bears in the air while the world flooded? And how can you put millions of species on a boat? And how did Noah know which dung beetle was male and which was female?

God did the work of gathering the animals and other life forms to go on the ark not Noah. THE ARK TOOK OVER 100 YEARS TO BUILD AND IT WAS HUGE =APROX 624 FT LONG 104 FT. WIDE, 62 FT HIGH ,MAYBE EIGHT DECKS = 33750 + SQ.FT. PER DECK X 8 = 202,500 SQ. FT. MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH ROOM FOR A TENNIS COURT TOO!!! LOL!

Why would God gather the animals but not build the ark? Gathering the animals is the hard part. Why wouldn't God go Poof! here's an ark?

That's totally illogical.

 

[hotpotato]

The Ark totaled 202,500 SQ. FT?
And with over 1.7 million different species on the earth that would give them each a healthy cabin space of about 0.12 sq ft per breeding pair. Obviously they bunked up!

 

[hotpotato]

Maybe we could give them a bit more room?
After all the 85,000 molluscs, 47,000 crustaceans and 31,000 fish species would have been well at home in the flood!

 

[GISMYS]

the ark totaled 202,500 sq. Ft?
And with over 1.7 million different species on the earth that would give them each a healthy cabin space of about 0.12 sq ft per breeding pair. Obviously they bunked up!

lol!!! Bugs and birds are small there are only a very few large animals and think,only the young may have been taken!!! Please! Why let plant seeds of doubt in god and god's word?

 

[Toro]

How did all the animals get fed? Why didn't the lions eat the antelope?

Floating around for 40 days without food probably wouldn't have been a good idea.

 

[GISMYS]

How did all the animals get fed? Why didn't the lions eat the antelope?

Floating around for 40 days without food probably wouldn't have been a good idea.

THINK!! Even if you has every answer to every silly questiom,would you not still be a blinded unbeliever??? believe in God,confessand repent of your sin,accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you will be a son of God with eternal life!!! all your choice!

 

[Bumberclyde]

THINK SILLY TARD!!! Why would you think the God of all creation would have a problem having animals He created migrate to the area of the ark????

If God brought the polar bears thousands of miles to the ark, why even have an ark? Why wouldn't God just levitate the polar bears in the air while the world flooded? And how can you put millions of species on a boat? And how did Noah know which dung beetle was male and which was female?

God did the work of gathering the animals and other life forms to go on the ark not Noah. THE ARK TOOK OVER 100 YEARS TO BUILD AND IT WAS HUGE =APROX 624 FT LONG 104 FT. WIDE, 62 FT HIGH ,MAYBE EIGHT DECKS = 33750 + SQ.FT. PER DECK X 8 = 202,500 SQ. FT. MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH ROOM FOR A TENNIS COURT TOO!!! LOL!

It would have taken 100 men working 24/7 just to shovel all the shit off the boat. otherwise it would capsize. And where did they store the food?

 

[Bumberclyde]

How did all the animals get fed? Why didn't the lions eat the antelope?

Floating around for 40 days without food probably wouldn't have been a good idea.

THINK!! Even if you has every answer to every silly questiom,would you not still be a blinded unbeliever??? believe in God,confessand repent of your sin,accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you will be a son of God with eternal life!!! all your choice!

I already accept that Jesus died for my sins, so we're all free to sin, Jesus has already paid the debt.

 

[GISMYS]

If God brought the polar bears thousands of miles to the ark, why even have an ark? Why wouldn't God just levitate the polar bears in the air while the world flooded? And how can you put millions of species on a boat? And how did Noah know which dung beetle was male and which was female?

God did the work of gathering the animals and other life forms to go on the ark not Noah. THE ARK TOOK OVER 100 YEARS TO BUILD AND IT WAS HUGE =APROX 624 FT LONG 104 FT. WIDE, 62 FT HIGH ,MAYBE EIGHT DECKS = 33750 + SQ.FT. PER DECK X 8 = 202,500 SQ. FT. MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH ROOM FOR A TENNIS COURT TOO!!! LOL!

It would have taken 100 men working 24/7 just to shovel all the shit off the boat. otherwise it would capsize. And where did they store the food?

THINK!! Face truth. Even if you has every answer to every silly questiom,would you not still be a blinded unbeliever??? believe in God,confess and repent of your sin,accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you will be a son of God with eternal life!!! all your choice!

 

[Bumberclyde]

God did the work of gathering the animals and other life forms to go on the ark not Noah. THE ARK TOOK OVER 100 YEARS TO BUILD AND IT WAS HUGE =APROX 624 FT LONG 104 FT. WIDE, 62 FT HIGH ,MAYBE EIGHT DECKS = 33750 + SQ.FT. PER DECK X 8 = 202,500 SQ. FT. MAYBE EVEN ENOUGH ROOM FOR A TENNIS COURT TOO!!! LOL!

It would have taken 100 men working 24/7 just to shovel all the shit off the boat. otherwise it would capsize. And where did they store the food?

THINK!! Face truth. Even if you has every answer to every silly questiom,would you not still be a blinded unbeliever??? believe in God,confess and repent of your sin,accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you will be a son of God with eternal life!!! all your choice!

Does god approve of copy&paste?

 

[laziale]

sound good

 

[Toro]

How did all the animals get fed? Why didn't the lions eat the antelope?

Floating around for 40 days without food probably wouldn't have been a good idea.

THINK!! Even if you has every answer to every silly questiom,would you not still be a blinded unbeliever??? believe in God,confessand repent of your sin,accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you will be a son of God with eternal life!!! all your choice!

How would the penguins survive? First, how would they get there? Did God send a plane? Plus, it's really hot in the Middle East. Did Noah put them in a place with lots of ice? Where was the ice? How would Noah keep it cold for the penguins?

 

[Toro]

It would have taken 100 men working 24/7 just to shovel all the shit off the boat. otherwise it would capsize. And where did they store the food?

THINK!! Face truth. Even if you has every answer to every silly questiom,would you not still be a blinded unbeliever??? believe in God,confess and repent of your sin,accept Jesus as your lord and savior and you will be a son of God with eternal life!!! all your choice!

Does god approve of copy&paste?

THINK!









Yes!

lol