I will eventually get back to my other HP fanfic when I'm not stuck anymore, but there are two more fanfics that I'm currently going to be doing. As the title says this is a baby Harry potter fanfic which will be a parody of Three Men and A Baby and Harry, We Shrunk Ourselves which is an obvious parody of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. Anyways here's the plot and hopefully Thunk and mudwhistle (more Potterheads) will like this one better and my other upcoming one.
Description: After Harry Potter's parents are both murdered, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and a highly reluctant Severus Snape decide to take Harry in and raise him in the muggle world due to the fact that Sirius is in handing because he's the prime suspect in the betrayal that caused them to die and Voldemort might still be after Harry. Living without magic isn't as easy as they thought it would be especially with a highly powerful little wizard. Then word gets out that Harry's mother is actually still alive and wants to take him back to the wizarding world with her. How will the three men take the news knowing that they could possibly lose their magical mischief maker forever?
Chapter One: A New Family
It was Minerva McGonagall's worst nightmare ever. James and Lily Potter were dead and now because his aunt and uncle were the only remaining family members that their son Harry had left, he was forced to go live with them. Even if they were the worst muggles that she had ever seen. Rubeus Hagrid had wrapped the sleeping child up in a baby blanket and was about to place him on Vernon and Petunia Dursley's front step with a letter from Albus Dumbledore explaining everything.
"We can't just leave him here!" Minerva exclaimed forgetting that the child was fast asleep. "Harry Potter growing up in the muggle world is bad enough, but there's no way I can just allow all of the obvious abuse and torture that he will receive." She said as Hagrid was still weeping and filling his beard with tears.
"I'm sorry Minerva, but I'm afraid that there isn't any other way." Albus Dumbledore began before there was a moment of silence that passed between them.
"Well it just so happens that there is. Some other wizards have come forth willing to claim Harry for their own." She began as Albus looked at her with curiosity.
"Well in that case, do tell Minerva." He told her.
"Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Now I know that Mr. Black is currently wanted for both James and Lily's murder for telling their secret, but I know Sirius and he would never betray the Potters." She explained as Albus nodded.
"I agree but I think it is best due to Sirius' situation that Harry will still be raised in the muggle world. I too also have other name that I want to request that will raise him." He began before he paused. "Severus Snape." He said as Minerva's eyes widened.
"Severus? You must be joking! He hated the boy's father and James hated him in return as well." She pointed out.
"Yes, but he also loved Harry's mother and the child is now the only thing that he has left of her." Albus explained before he turned back to Hagrid. "Hagrid, I trust that I can leave the boy in your possession until I can speak with all three of Harry's soon to be new guardians?" He asked him as Hagrid nodded and picked Harry pick up.
"Yes Professor Dumbledore." He told him.
"Very well, in that case I best be getting back to Hogwarts." Albus said as he started walking back into the night and Minerva turned into her tabby cat form and then raced after him.
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"You want me to do what!?" Severus snapped inside a whisper once Albus returned to the castle and had summoned him to his office and Albus was suddenly taken aback and raised an eyebrow at him.
"You do not wish to raise Harry Potter? He has his mother's blood and DNA after all." He pointed out.
"Yes, but I'm not exactly the fatherly type." Severus began. "And besides that, he's his son too." Severus told him and Albus just simply raised his eyebrow again.
"Certainly you're not trying to suggest that Harry is guilty for his father's actions against you?" He questioned him.
"Alright fine!" Severus exclaimed finally giving up. "Where is the child?" He wondered.
"Well, until I can get an owl to both Sirius and Remus, Harry is in the care of Rubeus Hagrid. Afterwards, all three of you will depart for the muggle world. It's much safer that way for both Harry and Sirius. After all, Voldemort might still be very much alive and Harry is already famous for something that he will never remember. He's far better growing up in a world where every child knows his name until he is ready." Albus explained as Severus nodded.
"Very well." He began before he started to turn away from him.
"Oh and one more thing Severus. Just because Harry must be in hiding until his eleventh birthday and highly protected doesn't mean that he should not have a friend. I suggest getting him a dog." Albus explained.
"I don't care for dogs." Severus told him while turning to leave his office, but that was because he didn't know anything about them and he would never come right out and admit it, but he sort of had a fear of them since Sirius often used to tease him with it by turning into one and chasing him and barking at him.
About a week or so later Albus finally managed to get ahold of both Remus and Sirius and had found a small cottage in the woods for them to stay in. Hagrid took Harry there on his motorbike and then handed him over to Sirius.
"Aww,.. he's sure a cute little guy and he's gotten rather big since the last time I've seen him." He said as Remus smiled rather warmly at the baby.
"He definitely has his mother's eyes." He pointed out and that's when Harry started sucking on his knuckles and then turned to look back over at Severus and studied him really closely as Severus stared back at him not quite sure what to think of the baby.
"Yes,.. he does." He began in agreement. "Now, what are we supposed to do with him?" He wondered.
"Well, right about now is Harry's lunchtime." Hagrid began. "I brought all of his favorite baby foods with me." He explained while opening up the baby bag and Harry let out a sneeze in front of Severus making him backup several feet rather quickly. Harry rubbed his nose and then smiled at him but Severus just simply rolled his eyes at him.
"Oh this is going to be fantastic." He muttered underneath his breath while Harry's grin just widened.
Description: After Harry Potter's parents are both murdered, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and a highly reluctant Severus Snape decide to take Harry in and raise him in the muggle world due to the fact that Sirius is in handing because he's the prime suspect in the betrayal that caused them to die and Voldemort might still be after Harry. Living without magic isn't as easy as they thought it would be especially with a highly powerful little wizard. Then word gets out that Harry's mother is actually still alive and wants to take him back to the wizarding world with her. How will the three men take the news knowing that they could possibly lose their magical mischief maker forever?
Chapter One: A New Family
It was Minerva McGonagall's worst nightmare ever. James and Lily Potter were dead and now because his aunt and uncle were the only remaining family members that their son Harry had left, he was forced to go live with them. Even if they were the worst muggles that she had ever seen. Rubeus Hagrid had wrapped the sleeping child up in a baby blanket and was about to place him on Vernon and Petunia Dursley's front step with a letter from Albus Dumbledore explaining everything.
"We can't just leave him here!" Minerva exclaimed forgetting that the child was fast asleep. "Harry Potter growing up in the muggle world is bad enough, but there's no way I can just allow all of the obvious abuse and torture that he will receive." She said as Hagrid was still weeping and filling his beard with tears.
"I'm sorry Minerva, but I'm afraid that there isn't any other way." Albus Dumbledore began before there was a moment of silence that passed between them.
"Well it just so happens that there is. Some other wizards have come forth willing to claim Harry for their own." She began as Albus looked at her with curiosity.
"Well in that case, do tell Minerva." He told her.
"Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Now I know that Mr. Black is currently wanted for both James and Lily's murder for telling their secret, but I know Sirius and he would never betray the Potters." She explained as Albus nodded.
"I agree but I think it is best due to Sirius' situation that Harry will still be raised in the muggle world. I too also have other name that I want to request that will raise him." He began before he paused. "Severus Snape." He said as Minerva's eyes widened.
"Severus? You must be joking! He hated the boy's father and James hated him in return as well." She pointed out.
"Yes, but he also loved Harry's mother and the child is now the only thing that he has left of her." Albus explained before he turned back to Hagrid. "Hagrid, I trust that I can leave the boy in your possession until I can speak with all three of Harry's soon to be new guardians?" He asked him as Hagrid nodded and picked Harry pick up.
"Yes Professor Dumbledore." He told him.
"Very well, in that case I best be getting back to Hogwarts." Albus said as he started walking back into the night and Minerva turned into her tabby cat form and then raced after him.
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"You want me to do what!?" Severus snapped inside a whisper once Albus returned to the castle and had summoned him to his office and Albus was suddenly taken aback and raised an eyebrow at him.
"You do not wish to raise Harry Potter? He has his mother's blood and DNA after all." He pointed out.
"Yes, but I'm not exactly the fatherly type." Severus began. "And besides that, he's his son too." Severus told him and Albus just simply raised his eyebrow again.
"Certainly you're not trying to suggest that Harry is guilty for his father's actions against you?" He questioned him.
"Alright fine!" Severus exclaimed finally giving up. "Where is the child?" He wondered.
"Well, until I can get an owl to both Sirius and Remus, Harry is in the care of Rubeus Hagrid. Afterwards, all three of you will depart for the muggle world. It's much safer that way for both Harry and Sirius. After all, Voldemort might still be very much alive and Harry is already famous for something that he will never remember. He's far better growing up in a world where every child knows his name until he is ready." Albus explained as Severus nodded.
"Very well." He began before he started to turn away from him.
"Oh and one more thing Severus. Just because Harry must be in hiding until his eleventh birthday and highly protected doesn't mean that he should not have a friend. I suggest getting him a dog." Albus explained.
"I don't care for dogs." Severus told him while turning to leave his office, but that was because he didn't know anything about them and he would never come right out and admit it, but he sort of had a fear of them since Sirius often used to tease him with it by turning into one and chasing him and barking at him.
About a week or so later Albus finally managed to get ahold of both Remus and Sirius and had found a small cottage in the woods for them to stay in. Hagrid took Harry there on his motorbike and then handed him over to Sirius.
"Aww,.. he's sure a cute little guy and he's gotten rather big since the last time I've seen him." He said as Remus smiled rather warmly at the baby.
"He definitely has his mother's eyes." He pointed out and that's when Harry started sucking on his knuckles and then turned to look back over at Severus and studied him really closely as Severus stared back at him not quite sure what to think of the baby.
"Yes,.. he does." He began in agreement. "Now, what are we supposed to do with him?" He wondered.
"Well, right about now is Harry's lunchtime." Hagrid began. "I brought all of his favorite baby foods with me." He explained while opening up the baby bag and Harry let out a sneeze in front of Severus making him backup several feet rather quickly. Harry rubbed his nose and then smiled at him but Severus just simply rolled his eyes at him.
"Oh this is going to be fantastic." He muttered underneath his breath while Harry's grin just widened.