Time to come clean

[Connery]

There comes a time in everyone's life that they must come clean. I will do that here.

I am not who I seem to be.

I am really a woman, albeit a manish woman, who has had to live in this body for years. I have not been present on the board because I have had to do some deep soul searching and now I will enter a rehabilitation center for my deep seeded need to cross dress and dress with crosses.

While in the rehab I will learn how not to wear fedoras or seven fold ties, I will leave the pocket squares out of my jackets. I will no longer polish my shoes.

This is what I look like in real life and if "the cure" works I will come back as I normally look.

As this April 1st passes I now feel cleansed and will accept your kind thoughts and prayers.

 

[Moonglow]

Good luck ......we all have our skeletons and are afraid to open the door to let others see in the closet....I commend your courage...

 

[Pennywise]

Wow, Joan Crawford risen from the grave.

 

[peach174]

There comes a time in everyone's life that they must come clean. I will do that here.

I am not who I seem to be.

I am really a woman, albeit a manish woman, who has had to live in this body for years. I have not been present on the board because I have had to do some deep soul searching and now I will enter a rehabilitation center for my deep seeded need to cross dress and dress with crosses.

While in the rehab I will learn how not to wear fedoras or seven fold ties, I will leave the pocket squares out of my jackets. I will no longer polish my shoes.

This is what I look like in real life and if "the cure" works I will come back as I normally look.

As this April 1st passes I now feel cleansed and will accept your kind thoughts and prayers.

Happy April Fools to you too Connery.

 

[Moonglow]

Joan's eyebrows were simply pencil....

 

[Decus]

No worries. Treatment is guaranteed in 24 hours or less. You'll be feeling like your old self by April 2nd.

 

[westwall]

I too have a confession to make...I am not the hot jet you see in my avi...no...this is me in real life....

Please take pity!

 

[JakeStarkey]

Brienne of Tarth, is that you?

I want some sapphires: ok, a lot of them.

 

[Wolfsister77]

Best of luck to you.

Happy April 1

 

[Derideo_Te]

While you were spelunking your soul did you happen to come across any of the missing threads? I am particularly interested in the "Deceleration of my Intent". If ever there was an all time "Fools Thread" that would be the one!

TYIA
DT

PS Your slip is showing!

 

[Gracie]

Dammit. I am out of rep.

I'll get you guys when I can. And Miss Conney.

 

[kiwiman127]

Dammit. I am out of rep.

I'll get you guys when I can. And Miss Conney.

Miss Connery? Are you sure it's not Mrs Connery?

 

[skye]

Oooooh Miss Connery-Crawford ...... you are a real legend!


>>>>this photo is my fav photo of you, it captures you soul so beautifully!!!

 

[Smilebong]

There comes a time in everyone's life that they must come clean. I will do that here.

I am not who I seem to be.

I am really a woman, albeit a manish woman, who has had to live in this body for years. I have not been present on the board because I have had to do some deep soul searching and now I will enter a rehabilitation center for my deep seeded need to cross dress and dress with crosses.

While in the rehab I will learn how not to wear fedoras or seven fold ties, I will leave the pocket squares out of my jackets. I will no longer polish my shoes.

This is what I look like in real life and if "the cure" works I will come back as I normally look.

As this April 1st passes I now feel cleansed and will accept your kind thoughts and prayers.

I was born as a pig on a small farm in Alabama.

 

[DriftingSand]

I, too, must come clean. I'm really a Rock & Roll singer. You can call me Janis:

I won't tell you if Bobby McGee was my girlfriend or my boyfriend.

 

[DriftingSand]

Dammit. I am out of rep.

I'll get you guys when I can. And Miss Conney.

Miss Connery? Are you sure it's not Mrs Connery?

Let's be PC --- it's Ms.

 

[Connery]

Oooooh Miss Connery-Crawford ...... you are a real legend!


>>>>this photo is my fav photo of you, it captures you soul so beautifully!!!

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[Gracie]

You DO know what Bette Davis said about you, don't you Ms Connie?

“She [Joan Crawford] has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie.”

And

“Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why [Joan Crawford] always plays ladies.”

And

“You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”

 

[Luddly Neddite]

There comes a time in everyone's life that they must come clean. I will do that here.

I am not who I seem to be.

I am really a woman, albeit a manish woman, who has had to live in this body for years. I have not been present on the board because I have had to do some deep soul searching and now I will enter a rehabilitation center for my deep seeded need to cross dress and dress with crosses.

While in the rehab I will learn how not to wear fedoras or seven fold ties, I will leave the pocket squares out of my jackets. I will no longer polish my shoes.

This is what I look like in real life and if "the cure" works I will come back as I normally look.

As this April 1st passes I now feel cleansed and will accept your kind thoughts and prayers.

Whatever you do, don't tell [MENTION=34226]novasteve[/MENTION].

It would just break her heart.

 

[Connery]

You DO know what Bette Davis said about you, don't you Ms Connie?

“She [Joan Crawford] has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie.”

And

“Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why [Joan Crawford] always plays ladies.”

And

“You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”

Kind of reminds me of an experience I had some time ago on Wall Street....I even dressed for the meeting...