Too much Viagra leads to invasive surgery

[Luddly Neddite]

Gentil Ramirez Has Penis Surgery After Too Much Viagra Leads To Horrifying Injury

This guy had a hard week.

Gentil Ramirez, of [REALLY? He's from GIGANTE?], Colombia, took so much Viagra (the erectile dysfunction medication) that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.

While multiple media outlets initially reported that the 66-year-old's penis was amputated, Ramirez told Colombian newspaper La Nacion Thursday that his manhood is still intact.

He wanted to impress his wife, so he took far more of the blue pills than recommended. He had an erection for several days before he sought medical attention.

Doctors say that his penis was inflamed, fractured, and infected with gangrene. The mangled member required invasive surgery in order to keep gangrene from spreading to the rest of his body.

If only this poor schlub had just followed LaPierre's advice to buy more guns, he might still be able to impress his wife.

 

[Old Rocks]

LOL. And I thought that your post would be about Limpbaugh.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Luddly got a Viagra stuck in his throat once and had a stiff neck for a week.

 

[Connery]

Purportedly, he has had offers to sing soprano for the local opera company. That is making lemonade out of a bad lemon...