TOP FIVE questions that Trump will be asked at the debates

[nat4900]

There's nothing to defend...

 

[JakeStarkey]

gipper's admission that he is merely trolling now that he cannot defend Trump.

There's nothing to defend...

Animosity towards minorities and women, animosity towards universal religious protection, loving Putin and Russia, mocking the disabled, mocking the generals, refusal to release taxes. Yup, he can't defend them, because they are all true.

 

[nat4900]

Animosity towards minorities and women, animosity towards universal religious protection, loving Putin and Russia, mocking the disabled, mocking the generals, refusal to release taxes. Yup, he can't defend them, because they are all true.

Actually I think that the Bondi bribe is still to make its mark on Trump's methods of avoiding responsibility.

 

[Rozman]

Mr.Trump...
You are proposing massive tax cuts and massive spending...Can you explain how you are going to pay for it...
Have you finally figured out what's going to happen to illegals in the country who have not done anything wrong..Will they be deported?
You have gone back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.....
and back and forth again....

Why do you always find the need to say believe me so often in your speeches....
Do you lie a lot and need to let us know that this time you are telling the truth?....

What's really the deal with those small tiny hands and all the finger gestures during your speeches....

And how deep is your love for Putin....

 

[owebo]

Mr.Trump...
You are proposing massive tax cuts and massive spending...Can you explain how you are going to pay for it...
Have you finally figured out what's going to happen to illegals in the country who have not done anything wrong..Will they be deported?
You have gone back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.....
and back and forth again....

Why do you always find the need to say believe me so often in your speeches....
Do you lie a lot and need to let us know that this time you are telling the truth?....

What's really the deal with those small tiny hands and all the finger gestures during your speeches....

And how deep is your love for Putin....

He's already said how....so.....

 

[Kondor3]

Top five questions to ask The Donald at the debates...

1. Are you sane?

2. Do you hate all Beaners, or just the Illegal ones?

3. Do you hate all Muzzies, or just the ones from dangerous places?

4. Do you intend on privatizing Social Security, the VA, or Medicare?

5. What will you do to stop violence in our Inner Cities?

 

[nat4900]

Mr.Trump...
You are proposing massive tax cuts and massive spending...Can you explain how you are going to pay for it...
Have you finally figured out what's going to happen to illegals in the country who have not done anything wrong..Will they be deported?
You have gone back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.....
and back and forth again....

Why do you always find the need to say believe me so often in your speeches....
Do you lie a lot and need to let us know that this time you are telling the truth?....

What's really the deal with those small tiny hands and all the finger gestures during your speeches....

And how deep is your love for Putin....

If a psychiatrist were asking Trump some questions, one of them would be why the fuck is he so damn INSECURE.......Did daddy take one of his silver spoons from his tiny mouth?

 

[nat4900]

And how deep is your love for Putin....

They'll surely be some tender moments exchanged between trump and Putin on Feb. 14th.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Jake Tapper - "Mr. Trump, when you and Vladimir have your illegitimate love-child will he force you to abort it or will you carry it full-term? And some follow up questions if I may, will you produce the child's birth certificate? Will it have orange hair or a hairless chest? Or orange hair on it's chest. If the child has any Ukranian blood will Putin want it killed, put up for adoption, or sent to Vilnius submariner's school where it will betray the Soviet Union and steal a top secret sub, only to take it and give it to the Americans who will hide it in a river, somehow out of the reach of satellites? When it first says 'mama or dada' will that be plagiarized?

 

[nat4900]

Jake Tapper - "Mr. Trump, when you and Vladimir have your illegitimate love-child will he force you to abort it or will you carry it full-term? And some follow up questions if I may, will you produce the child's birth certificate? Will it have orange hair or a hairless chest? Or orange hair on it's chest. If the child has any Ukranian blood will Putin want it killed, put up for adoption, or sent to Vilnius submariner's school where it will betray the Soviet Union and steal a top secret sub, only to take it and give it to the Americans who will hide it in a river, somehow out of the reach of satellites? When it first says 'mama or dada' will that be plagiarized?

So much truth in that satirical piece.....