Toro's stuck on an airplane thread

[RadiomanATL]

This must be what Twitter is like.

Poop coming out now!



LOL LOL LOL

LMAO
Wait a minute...I wiped my ass with my Blackberry Storm...

Good to see that at least someone got the joke.

 

[Toro]

o man they get some nice shit in first class..aint no bit of cola and peanuts...

That's a no shitter...Singapore Airlines....Armani pajama's, Dom Perignon 2000 and beluga caviar.....you get what you pay for....love the comps for being a frequent flyer.

Air France is great too. Fab food, nice wines, baguettes.

I can't even get a f****** bag of peanuts.

 

[strollingbones]

i still dont get the joke....

3 hours is a long damned time in a plane seat

and go piss now before the toilets mal function

 

[Toro]

Better make sure your phone is in "airplane" mode.

Rofl

 

[strollingbones]

i got a bistro bag once

 

[Toro]

They are trying to get a reroute. Apparently the pilot wants to get to NY via Seattle and Greenland.

 

[Toro]

The woman beside me is sorta cold.

 

[strollingbones]

well at least you are in a good mood over this...how many minutes now....

 

[strollingbones]

stop asking her for a blow job....geezes

 

[PatekPhilippe]

i still dont get the joke....

3 hours is a long damned time in a plane seat

and go piss now before the toilets mal function

Be thankful you're not flying on D'Allo Airlines....

 

[RadiomanATL]

i still dont get the joke....

3 hours is a long damned time in a plane seat

and go piss now before the toilets mal function

The joke is meant to make fun of twitter users. I think I saw a comedian do it. It was done in the angry rant style of comedy:

Twitter, I don't get it. I mean, who really gives a shit about your constant status updates as to what your doing? What are you going to post? "Awake for the day!" "Getting out of bed", "Going to the bathroom now", "OK, poop is coming out now".

It makes fun of people who are so pretentious that think that the rest of the world really cares about the minutiae of their lives.

 

[Cal]

I am stranded on an airplane, sitting on the Tarmac in Charlotte, waiting to take off to New York. There are storms in the northeast and hundreds of flights ahead of us. I have been waiting for an hour. I am bored and thought I would entice you all with my misadventure.

How long will I be stuck here? Will I make it to NY today? Will someone go crazy on the plane? Stay tuned for exciting updates.

I'm flying into Arkansas on Tuesday..Hopefuly I don't run into any delays! :]

 

[strollingbones]

lewis black

 

[Toro]

A baby is crying. I feel bad for the mother.

 

[RadiomanATL]

lewis black

Could have been him, I don't remember.

 

[Care4all]

They are trying to get a reroute. Apparently the pilot wants to get to NY via Seattle and Greenland.

please say you were really joking!!!!!

 

[strollingbones]

oooooooooo that will amp it up a bit....crying baby is the number one complaint of flyers...that kinda shocked me

 

[Toro]

stop asking her for a blow job....geezes

Rofl! I owe you rep for this.

Did you know you cannot rep with an iPhone? Neither did I.

 

[RadiomanATL]

A baby is crying. I feel bad for the mother.

Two birds, one stone.

Eat the baby.

 

[Care4all]

A baby is crying. I feel bad for the mother.

THAT'S it!

SIGNED, SEALED and DELIVERED!

you are definitely going to HEAVEN!