Toro's stuck on an airplane thread

[strollingbones]

it would be nice to be seated next to someone who will talk....never happens...

 

[strollingbones]

charlotte sucks why were you there?

 

[Toro]

oooooooooo that will amp it up a bit....crying baby is the number one complaint of flyers...that kinda shocked me

Before I became a father, whenever I heard a crying baby I would feel bad for me. Now that I am a father, I feel bad for the parents.

 

[strollingbones]

and why the hell am i eating this veggie damn chips?
what the fuck are these things made of?

 

[RadiomanATL]

it would be nice to be seated next to someone who will talk....never happens...

I prefer not to have people talk to me on planes, buses, etc.

I usually have a book, and all I want to do is read it. Those who interrupt me when I'm reading piss me off.

 

[Care4all]

big banking and financials?

 

[RadiomanATL]

and why the hell am i eating this veggie damn chips?
what the fuck are these things made of?

Veggies.

 

[Toro]

charlotte sucks why were you there?

Connection.

I don't mind Charlotte.

 

[random3434]

Toro, take out you guitar and sing the stewardess this song, she'll love it:


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXtY17BTvS4]YouTube - Paul Westerberg - Waitress in the Sky[/ame]


She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

 

[Toro]

it would be nice to be seated next to someone who will talk....never happens...

I prefer not to have people talk to me on planes, buses, etc.

I usually have a book, and all I want to do is read it. Those who interrupt me when I'm reading piss me off.

I generally like to be left alone when I travel because I get a lot of work done. But hey, this is an ordeal! She could cut me some slack. She's just mad because I almost dropped my book on her foot. Bitch!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

charlotte sucks why were you there?

Connection.

I don't mind Charlotte.

At least it's not Cleveland!!

 

[Toro]

It's a race on whether this plane gets off the ground or my phone battery dies. I'm betting on the battery dying first.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Well Toro, it's been fun. Sorry to hear about you being stuck on a plane with no food, but now it's time for me to go. See, I have fresh corn on the cob that I need to get on the grill. Then I have two beautiful New York Strips that I'm going to cook to perfection (they've been marinating since yesterday). I also have queso and chips to go along with everything.

Hope things turn out OK for you

 

[Toro]

It's 4:23. This was my arrival time.

 

[strollingbones]

2?

 

[RadiomanATL]

2?

Taking one for lunch tomorrow at work.

 

[Toro]

Well Toro, it's been fun. Sorry to hear about you being stuck on a plane with no food, but now it's time for me to go. See, I have fresh corn on the cob that I need to get on the grill. Then I have two beautiful New York Strips that I'm going to cook to perfection (they've been marinating since yesterday). I also have queso and chips to go along with everything.

Hope things turn out OK for you

Oh eff off!

 

[strollingbones]

its not a long flight

 

[strollingbones]

2?

Taking one for lunch tomorrow at work.

if you think we are falling for that...you are mistaken...

 

[Toro]

I am on US Air flight 1182. Or should I say "US Scare."