DrLove
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âCalling the election results âhistoric,â Donald J. Trump declared victory over Republicans in Georgia.
âThey said I didnât have a chance, but I beat those Republicans like you wouldnât believe,â Trump boasted. âThis just shows why you should never underestimate Trump.â
Trump detailed his âkeys to victoryâ against a well-established Republican machine in Georgia, crediting his months of attacking G.O.P. officeholders and the validity of elections in the state.
But he said that his appearance in Georgia on Monday might have been decisive in sealing his win over the Republicans. âI felt like I needed to make one final push,â he said.
Trump said that his âamazing victoryâ over the Republicans in Georgia should âsilence the doubtersâ once and for all. âIâve still got it,â he said, beaming.
Trump Declares Victory Over Republicans in Georgia
âThey said I didnât have a chance, but I beat those Republicans like you wouldnât believe,â Trump boasted. âThis just shows why you should never underestimate Trump.â
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