Abishai100
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Does TrumpUSA inspire poor-man rhetoric?
This yarn was inspired by My Fellow Americans.
Signing off,
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Donald Trump (U.S. President) wanted his son Donald Trump (Jr.) to invest in water-guns and study how war-toys were marketed and where they were considered unethical. Trump (Jr.) set about analyzing what pockets of American culture/pedestrians were heavily involved in anti-TrumpUSA street-protests and who would 'profit' from the downfall of TrumpUSA. The sale of war-toys of course represented unmitigated capitalism (at its worst).
Donald Trump (Jr.) purchased two very nice clear plastic yellow water-pistols from Toys 'R Us and then posted pictures of them on Facebook, suggesting they represented consumerism imagination and also contemplation of violence in toy design. Trump (Jr.) realized that the everyday dialogue regarding consumerism 'intelligence' represented real capitalism integrated into the daily lives of the American people. Trump (Jr.) decided to watch the paranoia-film American Psycho on Netflix to reflect.
GOD: It seems that capitalism has created controversies.
SATAN: Sure. Enron, 9/11, the Winter Olympics are all 'capitalism-relevant.'
GOD: Is Donald Trump the right man to lead the world in this new age?
SATAN: The modern world is commerce-bound, and Trump is a capitalism-baron.
GOD: I know Trump is a savvy businessman, but many simply distrust him.
SATAN: Trump's critics claim he might be too 'biased' about capitalism floweries.
GOD: You mean he's swayed by the Republican Party's leniency towards big business?
SATAN: Yes. Trump's energy policies have also drawn the ire of eco-activists.
GOD: In other words, Trump needs to convince Americans he cares about debating.
SATAN: That's correct; then, they will forgive him for this radical media statements.
GOD: What about war-toys and water-pistol analysis of Trump (Jr.)?
SATAN: I think Trump (Jr.) appreciates the intellectual value of political sarcasm.
GOD: Can Trump be the man who brings 'creature-comforts' to Washington?
SATAN: Americans want drama and cheerleaders...
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This yarn was inspired by My Fellow Americans.
Signing off,
====
Donald Trump (U.S. President) wanted his son Donald Trump (Jr.) to invest in water-guns and study how war-toys were marketed and where they were considered unethical. Trump (Jr.) set about analyzing what pockets of American culture/pedestrians were heavily involved in anti-TrumpUSA street-protests and who would 'profit' from the downfall of TrumpUSA. The sale of war-toys of course represented unmitigated capitalism (at its worst).
Donald Trump (Jr.) purchased two very nice clear plastic yellow water-pistols from Toys 'R Us and then posted pictures of them on Facebook, suggesting they represented consumerism imagination and also contemplation of violence in toy design. Trump (Jr.) realized that the everyday dialogue regarding consumerism 'intelligence' represented real capitalism integrated into the daily lives of the American people. Trump (Jr.) decided to watch the paranoia-film American Psycho on Netflix to reflect.
GOD: It seems that capitalism has created controversies.
SATAN: Sure. Enron, 9/11, the Winter Olympics are all 'capitalism-relevant.'
GOD: Is Donald Trump the right man to lead the world in this new age?
SATAN: The modern world is commerce-bound, and Trump is a capitalism-baron.
GOD: I know Trump is a savvy businessman, but many simply distrust him.
SATAN: Trump's critics claim he might be too 'biased' about capitalism floweries.
GOD: You mean he's swayed by the Republican Party's leniency towards big business?
SATAN: Yes. Trump's energy policies have also drawn the ire of eco-activists.
GOD: In other words, Trump needs to convince Americans he cares about debating.
SATAN: That's correct; then, they will forgive him for this radical media statements.
GOD: What about war-toys and water-pistol analysis of Trump (Jr.)?
SATAN: I think Trump (Jr.) appreciates the intellectual value of political sarcasm.
GOD: Can Trump be the man who brings 'creature-comforts' to Washington?
SATAN: Americans want drama and cheerleaders...
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