Trump Indicted For Murdering Elderly Man On CNN

[Weatherman2020]

LAS VEGAS — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.

"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Trump told authorities. "He was like that when I got here!"

Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the strange old man keeled over all on his own.

"The very idea..." the old man said before slumping over onto a nearby podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered the man had been propped up by an apparatus and could not stand on his own.

"You now, I got here and everything was fine. CNN is fake news, but I'm here and they've been nice tonight," Trump said. "But then there was this dead old man in the corner. And I thought, wow, the game must be afoot, you know? And believe me, I was about to solve this murder before you got here."

"Yeah, yeah," said Officer Nolan of the LVPD. "Why don't we talk about this downtown."

At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for the murder of the Democratic Party.

Trump Indicted For Murdering Elderly Man On CNN

LAS VEGAS — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.

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[Rambunctious]

Elder abuse... get the impeachment papers ready Pelosi....

 

[two_iron]

 

[Dr.Destructo]

I didn't watch the.........well, ok, lets call it a "debate"..............but my friend was watching it and texting me the goings on.

I could have told you exactly what was going to happen and be 100% correct.
Hell, somebody from the assbackwards jungles of Tibet could have told you exactly what was going to happen and be 100% correct.

Biden was a fucktard puppet when he got into politics, and thats exactly what he still is.
Once the hand is removed from the puppet, its just a lump on the floor. Just like any other puppet.

 

[excalibur]

 

[mamooth]

I didn't expect the Trump cult to get this hysterical this fast.

That means they had the hysterics planned ahead of time. They expected it to go this badly for them.

 

[Weatherman2020]

I didn't expect the Trump cult to get this hysterical this fast.

That means they had the hysterics planned ahead of time. They expected it to go this badly for them.

We got our orders and talking points. Look out now!

 

[two_iron]

I didn't expect the Trump cult to get this hysterical this fast.

That means they had the hysterics planned ahead of time. They expected it to go this badly for them.

Ewww.... did you just shit on yourself?

 

[MarathonMike]

I didn't expect the Trump cult to get this hysterical this fast.

That means they had the hysterics planned ahead of time. They expected it to go this badly for them.

Turn on CNN if you want to see hysterical. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!