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I'll start. The Second Coming of Christ. Jesus could return someday if he left with aliens who travelled at near light speed and oweing to relativistic time dilation, he could have spent some years with them, and the returned to Earth still human and alive. Since we don't have a Jesus corpse, either they hid it, or he's still alive...Out there.
I can't imagine that "The Jeeb" would be bothered by such details as light speed. Hey, don't put limits on The Big Cheese.I'll start. The Second Coming of Christ. Jesus could return someday if he left with aliens who travelled at near light speed and oweing to relativistic time dilation, he could have spent some years with them, and the returned to Earth still human and alive. Since we don't have a Jesus corpse, either they hid it, or he's still alive...Out there.
I can't imagine that "The Jeeb" would be bothered by such details as light speed. Hey, don't put limits on The Big Cheese.I'll start. The Second Coming of Christ. Jesus could return someday if he left with aliens who travelled at near light speed and oweing to relativistic time dilation, he could have spent some years with them, and the returned to Earth still human and alive. Since we don't have a Jesus corpse, either they hid it, or he's still alive...Out there.
But when he does return, I'm going to the front of the line, with an attitude, because Bubba, you got some splainin' to do!
I can't imagine that "The Jeeb" would be bothered by such details as light speed. Hey, don't put limits on The Big Cheese.I'll start. The Second Coming of Christ. Jesus could return someday if he left with aliens who travelled at near light speed and oweing to relativistic time dilation, he could have spent some years with them, and the returned to Earth still human and alive. Since we don't have a Jesus corpse, either they hid it, or he's still alive...Out there.
But when he does return, I'm going to the front of the line, with an attitude, because Bubba, you got some splainin' to do!
He may just simply destroy you with the brightness of His coming. I seriously doubt if He will bother with your views very much at all.
Better get yourself a real quality pair of sun glasses. Lots and lots of sun screen too.I can't imagine that "The Jeeb" would be bothered by such details as light speed. Hey, don't put limits on The Big Cheese.I'll start. The Second Coming of Christ. Jesus could return someday if he left with aliens who travelled at near light speed and oweing to relativistic time dilation, he could have spent some years with them, and the returned to Earth still human and alive. Since we don't have a Jesus corpse, either they hid it, or he's still alive...Out there.
But when he does return, I'm going to the front of the line, with an attitude, because Bubba, you got some splainin' to do!
He may just simply destroy you with the brightness of His coming. I seriously doubt if He will bother with your views very much at all.
Or not.
he is coming back pissed and ready to do some major ass kicking and you are going to ask him to "esplain" himself?....nice knowing ya.....I can't imagine that "The Jeeb" would be bothered by such details as light speed. Hey, don't put limits on The Big Cheese.I'll start. The Second Coming of Christ. Jesus could return someday if he left with aliens who travelled at near light speed and oweing to relativistic time dilation, he could have spent some years with them, and the returned to Earth still human and alive. Since we don't have a Jesus corpse, either they hid it, or he's still alive...Out there.
But when he does return, I'm going to the front of the line, with an attitude, because Bubba, you got some splainin' to do!
so your saying Mo took advantage of that and made it look like he was doing it?......quick thinking guy....Moses could have parted the Red Sea if, at that exact moment, Aliens were curious about the makeup of the seabed and moved that water so their instruments could get an unobstructed view of it! And then when they saw some humans fleeing from other humans they decided to disobey the prime directive!
so your saying Mo took advantage of that and made it look like he was doing it?......quick thinking guy....Moses could have parted the Red Sea if, at that exact moment, Aliens were curious about the makeup of the seabed and moved that water so their instruments could get an unobstructed view of it! And then when they saw some humans fleeing from other humans they decided to disobey the prime directive!
well for one he is supposedly one of the few humans to actually have spoken to "God".....so he may have had a heads up.....just sayin....so your saying Mo took advantage of that and made it look like he was doing it?......quick thinking guy....Moses could have parted the Red Sea if, at that exact moment, Aliens were curious about the makeup of the seabed and moved that water so their instruments could get an unobstructed view of it! And then when they saw some humans fleeing from other humans they decided to disobey the prime directive!
Lol how would Moses know there aliens? You're so silly
Mary was artificially enseminated by extraterrestials with sperm that contained genetically modified DNA, which gave Jesus his Miracle abilities and strengthened his connection to the divine.
