USMB Bucket List

[CrusaderFrank]

Here's my partial list of things I hope to live long enough to hear

Guno. I'm converting to Christianity and will spent the rest of my life ministering to homeless orphans in Botswana

Starkey. Ah, fuck it. I'm done pretending, I campaigned for McGovern and have voted straight liberal ever since

Mal. Thank you for making me a Moderator

Old Rocks. Global warming really is total bullshit

Dot Com. I'm so sick and fucking tired of being nice to you jackoffs

Greenbreard. ObamaCare blows. In fact it sucks Alaskan moosecock

Moonglow. I can stop posting anytime. Really.

Stats. I can't believe Frank was right about Hillary not getting the nomination. Best call since the Babe Ruth Point

Rdean. I'm marrying a Republican and I'm converting to Christianity and will spend the rest of my life ministering to homeless orphans in Botswana.

If I left you out, no offense. I'm not that clever and want to leave space for others

 

[Moonglow]

There really is something wrong with you,,,,,,,,

You are trying to develop a sense of humor.....................

 

[Kosh]

Lakota finally admits to being a Muslim and is the chief of propaganda for ISIS..

 

[mamooth]

Conservatives really shouldn't try humor. They tend to suck at it. They think they're funny, but to normal people, it comes across as being butthurt.

 

[Moonglow]

Conservatives really shouldn't try humor. They tend to suck at it. They think they're funny, but to normal people, it comes across as being butthurt.

It's the result of being raised on too much dogma...

 

[TheOldSchool]

Conservatives really shouldn't try humor. They tend to suck at it. They think they're funny, but to normal people, it comes across as being butthurt.

It's the result of being raised on too much dogma...

Oh come on it's pretty funny

 

[MeBelle]

Gee, I hope Frank isn't trying to tell us something...

 

[TheOldSchool]

I want to live long enough to see CK invite us all for a cruise on his mega yacht.

 

[Dot Com]

I really do hold back w/ you people. You'd be surprised if I let go full-bore on some of the morans here.

 

[Mr. H.]

One Percenter trades both his Teslas for a Daihatsu Charade.

 

[MisterBeale]

I really do hold back w/ you people. You'd be surprised if I let go full-bore on some of the morans here.

Morans huh?

 

[Dot Com]

morans like the above just suck the life right outta the board

 

[MisterBeale]

morans like the above just suck the life right outta the board

I had to look it up, I didn't know what it was. I didn't know you were originally from Missouri.

Moran
The preferred method of spelling "moron" by morons, particularly that of a Missouri redneck at a rally supporting the US led war in Iraq.
Get a brain, moran! GO USA!
by nevesis August 19, 2006
Urban Dictionary moran

 

[Dot Com]

ever occur to you that I was doing that intentionally kiddo?

 

[TheOldSchool]

ever occur to you that I was doing that intentionally kiddo?

It's hard to understand, when you're a moran without a brain.

 

[WelfareQueen]

Candycorn....."That Sandra Fluke was a real skank."

 

[TheOldSchool]

Candycorn....."That Sandra Fluke was a real skank."

Oooohhhh that's who that is. Well I'll be.

 

[WelfareQueen]

Rightwinger: "Okay....I admit it....Obama is the worst President ever."

 

[MisterBeale]

ever occur to you that I was doing that intentionally kiddo?

Nice try.

 

[TheOldSchool]

ever occur to you that I was doing that intentionally kiddo?

Nice try.

Are you serious? "Moran" could be the most popular of all the memes about the tea party. You really don't know that?