g5000
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The black guy who got away was Obama. He used tunnels under the city which connect the White House to every government facility in the city. He was just venting some of his frustration at not being able to invade Iraq...er...I mean Iran...er...I mean Syria.
He would have used Hellfire-laden drones to attack the Navy Yard but Rand Paul's filibuster prevented him. He was forced to use an AR-15 instead. But Elvis was watching from a drone during the entire 7 hour Navy Yard battle. Obama quit shooting when Jim Morrison gave him a stand down order.
He would have used Hellfire-laden drones to attack the Navy Yard but Rand Paul's filibuster prevented him. He was forced to use an AR-15 instead. But Elvis was watching from a drone during the entire 7 hour Navy Yard battle. Obama quit shooting when Jim Morrison gave him a stand down order.
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