Who keeps beating Harry Reid?

[Judicial review]

Does this have anything to do with his past activities with the Las Vegas Mafia?

Is he just another uptight Mormon attending some fetish club?

Does his wife or boyfriend beat him?

Do the prostitutes he murders fight back?

The First Rule of Fight Club is do not talk about Fight Club, bub.

He'd never survive fight club, so it's irrelevant. way too much credit there.

 

[Listening]

I don't know who is doing it but whoever it is shows great restraint.

Ha! I gotta admit that seeing that black eye does bring a certain amount of inner peace and satisfaction.

I'm just pissed it wasn't me who gave it to him.

 

[Listening]

Nancy paid him a visit.

Too bad he didn't hit back!

Only if it was madam botox.

I'd love to give him a hard knee to the crotch.

Seeing him roll down the sidewalk would be worth the jail time.

 

[S.J.]

Nancy paid him a visit.

Too bad he didn't hit back!

Only if it was madam botox.

I'd love to give him a hard knee to the crotch.

Seeing him roll down the sidewalk would be worth the jail time.

Or an elbow to the face?