Who keeps beating Harry Reid?

[CrusaderFrank]

It may have been a terrorist attack.

Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker beat Reid senseless

 

[NLT]

It may have been a terrorist attack.

Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker beat Reid senseless

And Jim Beam told harry "You got knocked the fuck out"

 

[PoliticalChic]

It is interesting he was hospitalized on New Years Day...

I think a decent case could be made that this rumor is damage control on the part of Reid. When you read his office's accounts of the various incidents he doesn't come off as well.

He's likely a boozer like so many other politicians.

Tyler Durden....but I can't talk about it.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Has Frank come out with his dungeon fetish?

 

[alan1]

It is interesting he was hospitalized on New Years Day...

I think a decent case could be made that this rumor is damage control on the part of Reid. When you read his office's accounts of the various incidents he doesn't come off as well.

He's likely a boozer like so many other politicians.

Tyler Durden....but I can't talk about it.

I might agree, the mental derangement is close, but I'm not sure the intestinal fortitude exists.

 

[DriftingSand]

Harry Reid discharged from hospital after breaking ribs facial bones in exercise accident - The Washington Post
2011 and this one both exercise related...

Uh huh...exercise.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure

He was doing curls with a bottle of Vodka.

Likely a gallon jug of XXX Whiskey.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

McConnell should have an intervention for Reid.

"The first order if business in the Senate today is helping our friend from Nevada confront his inner demons and show him the damage they cause to himself and everyone around him, including the missing Las Vegas prostitutes the police seen to think our friend has some part in"

 

[depotoo]

McConnell should have an intervention for Reid.

"The first order if business in the Senate today is helping our friend from Nevada confront his inner demons and show him the damage they cause to himself and everyone around him, including the missing Las Vegas prostitutes the police seen to think our friend has some part in"

 

[mudwhistle]

Harry Reid discharged from hospital after breaking ribs facial bones in exercise accident - The Washington Post
2011 and this one both exercise related...

He fell down some steps. .

 

[hipeter924]

Harry Reid discharged from hospital after breaking ribs facial bones in exercise accident - The Washington Post
2011 and this one both exercise related...

He fell down some steps. .

You have to Reid between the lines.

 

[Vigilante]

 

[hipeter924]

He looks like GWB in that one. He had better watch out for flying objects that come in his direction.

Poor Reid, is one for punishment all right.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Right before he "fell" Reid tried to stand up to his Mafia handlers and told them, "I'm sick of eating those darn heroin-filled condoms for you! I'm not doing it any more"

 

[Ame®icano]

Let's take a look at his "accidents":

"Piece of equipment that Sen. Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face."
"He dislocated his shoulder and bumped his forehead in May 2011 when he slipped and fell during a morning jog in the rain."
"Reid leaned on a wet car near his home in Washington, D.C.’s Ritz-Carlton hotel and tumbled to the ground."
"That fall left him with a contusion just below his left eye, but he was back in action later that night at a fundraiser for California Sen. Boxer."

I believe that accidents could happen, but explanation of his accidents somehow defies credulity.

Shall we call MythBusters?

 

[Carib Gyal]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Bottle of jack begging to be photoshopped

 

[Carib Gyal]

Bottle of jack begging to be photoshopped

HAHA! One in each hand!

 

[Ame®icano]

Santa returned week later and beat him with a gavel.

Is he on Obamacare?

 

[Judicial review]

Nancy paid him a visit.

Yeah, ho's can really hit.

 

[boedicca]

Does this have anything to do with his past activities with the Las Vegas Mafia?

Is he just another uptight Mormon attending some fetish club?

Does his wife or boyfriend beat him?

Do the prostitutes he murders fight back?

The First Rule of Fight Club is do not talk about Fight Club, bub.