"Why does Satan promote gay rights?"

[Donald Polish]

This one also stumped me. According to him, the answer is because if we are all homosexuals the human race would end and that is exactly what Satan wants. I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing really hard. I've noticed laughing has become my default response to this sort of nonsense. Anyways.
So, Do not create the Hell on the Earth.
Let's stop Satan at the very beginning!!

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Uh, satan is a fictional character made up to scare dummies who cant think for themselves.

Why isn't this in Religion?

 

[Tank]

I don't know if Satan exist but homosexuality does and homosexuality is clearly evil

 

[Vandalshandle]

Satan actually hates gays. That is why he flooded New Orleans with Katrina during the annual Decadence Day parade.

Or was it Jesus who flooded New Orleans, because of the Decadence Day parade?

Or maybe God was trying to drown Satan in New Orleans with Katrina?

Maybe it was a conspiracy, involving all three?

 

[Pogo]

Satan actually hates gays. That is why he flooded New Orleans with Katrina during the annual Decadence Day parade.

Or was it Jesus who flooded New Orleans, because of the Decadence Day parade?

Or maybe God was trying to drown Satan in New Orleans with Katrina?

Maybe it was a conspiracy, involving all three?

That was Satan, cleverly disguised as the Army Corps of Engineers.