Why Don't We Just Buy Haiti And Give It To Trump?

[IsaacNewton]

They'd love an orange haired orangutan who cheats working people out of a paycheck and is a lifelong tax dodger.

 

[FA_Q2]

With all the billions in aid we sent there I bet we could have bought it (and the Clintons were a part of that) but instead they don't even have running water or sewage. Seems like we are not doing any better there.

No, do you have a point here G or are you just throwing shit around? I know Trump sucks but this does not really showcase that...