You can get a job in NoDak right now with nothing more than a demonstratable pulse. It doesn't even have to be a normal one. That's all good. Fracking may end up poisoning the water after the boom is over, but for now it's high times in one of the most forlorn and uninteresting states in the union.
Don't let anyone call you a dumb fuck because really..... you aren't....really....... Parrot.