You don’t think gays want to make the kids gay?

[KoolKolt]

I’m sure this has been on here before but since everything has kinda shaken down to the whole groomer thing, it’s a good reminder.

 

[Winco]

Nope

 

[Sunni Man]

Since homo's can't reproduce by packing each others fudge.
Their numbers eventually start to diminish as they die off due to disease and suicide.
So the only way to get new victims into their perverted club.
Is to start grooming and molesting children.
So they will be mentally deranged as adults and become homo's.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Was the whole purpose of gay adoption.

 

[Moonglow]

Was the whole purpose of gay adoption.

How do you adopt a gay?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I doubt they care whether the children are gay. As long as the children are willing to engage in homosexual activity, that's all they really care about. If 7 year old Joey thinks it's normal to suck Uncle Flower's dick, they don't care if the kid enjoys it.

 

[ArrojaLaBomba]

That's not how that works.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

The Babylon bee is here to help

Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For

Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

babylonbee.com

Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

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1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents' back?

2. Do you begin sentences with, "Don't tell your parents, but..."

3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?

4. Are you a Disney Executive?

5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?

6. Does taking other people's kids to a drag show and calling it a "field trip" seem ok to you?

7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician?

8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent's knowledge?

9. Does David French think you're a "blessing of liberty?"

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Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

1-2: Oh no! You're a groomer!

3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.

5-6: Yep, still groomer.

7-8: There's a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.

9: Ok, we're calling the police.

 

[ArrojaLaBomba]

The Babylon bee is here to help

Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For

Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

babylonbee.com

Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

---

1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents' back?

2. Do you begin sentences with, "Don't tell your parents, but..."

3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?

4. Are you a Disney Executive?

5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?

6. Does taking other people's kids to a drag show and calling it a "field trip" seem ok to you?

7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician?

8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent's knowledge?

9. Does David French think you're a "blessing of liberty?"

---

Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

1-2: Oh no! You're a groomer!

3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.

5-6: Yep, still groomer.

7-8: There's a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.

9: Ok, we're calling the police.

It's kinda funny how Babylon Bee's subpar content got the media account practically suspended off Twitter because the CEO must die on the hill of the one joke.

 

[Winco]

Since homo's can't reproduce by packing each others fudge.
Their numbers eventually start to diminish as they die off due to disease and suicide.
So the only way to get new victims into their perverted club.
Is to start grooming and molesting children.
So they will be mentally deranged as adults and become homo's.

Cool story ^^^^^ dude