You're Probably a Hamas Supporter If...

[Carl in Michigan]

You can't condemn the massacre on October 7th
You, IN ANY WAY, "justify" the massacre on October 7th

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Or you could just be a human being and condemn both the October 7th attacks and the ongoing decimation and death in Gaza as travesties of human behavior.

Or you could just be a mindless partisan drone and justify the almost 40K dead in Gaza as justified retribution. Which would make you...not human.

 

[Votto]

You can't condemn the massacre on October 7th
You, IN ANY WAY, "justify" the massacre on October 7th

You might be a Hamas supporter if:

1. You are going to vote for someone in November you now refer to as "Genocide Joe"

2. You believe October 7th should now be a national holiday no matter what country in the world you live in.

3. Out of all the months of the year, you hate Jewwwwly the most.

4. You claim Netanyahu is Hitler even though you believe Hitler had it right about the Jews all along.

5. You think telling women they must get a hijab simply means they should work for a living to make their fair share.

6. You desperately want to add Hamas to the LGTB community with an H at the end even though you once almost got thrown off a roof top for suggesting it.

7. You really hate Jews. No, really.

8. You believe diversity is our strength, EXCEPT from the river to the sea.

9. You have no idea what "From the river to the sea" means.

10. You have no idea what the difference actually is between a river a sea.

11. Your IQ is so low, if you were a gymnast they would call you a flipp'in idiot.