2000 year old roman dildo found on Hadrians Wall

[Tommy Tainant]

Roman sex toy discovered after experts re-examine 2,000-year-old wooden phallus found near Hadrian's Wall

An archaeologist who analysed the phallus said it's nice to think Romans stationed near Hadrian's Wall were having fun "and it's not all dangerous barbarians or boredom while on patrol".

news.sky.com

Not much for them to do up there. A sign that men were redundant even then.

 

[Jessica-stormlover]

Even 2,000 years ago people that loved sex and freedom told the moral fascist of their time to fuck themselves! Proud tradition!

 

[whitehall]

Most likely it's a pestle for grinding grain but it seems that gay Brits have their own agenda.

 

[Muhammed]

It's not possible to say for certain the phallus is a sex toy - although Dr Collins said he "would like to think it is".

"This would be the first of its kind, and that's always exciting," he said.

Gaydar Alert!!!!!

 

[DudleySmith]

It's pestle. The notch is for a leather strap to hang it on a wall or the side of a table. Tommy is just a sick deviant. It's a good thing somebody else found it first or it would be up Tommy's ass til he died instead of in a museum.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

And Tammy screamed dibs on the dildo....

 

[Hossfly]

Looks like the one Roudy whittled for Toro except Toro's was 14" and purple.

 

[Concerned American]

Looks like the one Roudy whittled for Toro except Toro's was 14" and purple.

I'll be interested in whether or not this post is removed, Hoss. I replied with a relevant post and I was accused of trolling and mine was removed.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I'll be interested in whether or not this post is removed, Hoss. I replied with a relevant post and I was accused of trolling and mine was removed.

This thread is a LOT shorter than it once was!

 

[Concerned American]

This thread is a LOT shorter than it once was!

We have a moderator(s) on this board that have an agenda. They have particular posters in mind and he/she/they don't have a bit of character. The actions of the last two weeks are proof. It would be interesting to find out who they are. That would be an addition I would like to see. When a post is removed, it should be signed by the mod and they should be forced to cite the rule under which your post was removed so that you would be able to defend it.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Is anyone at all surprised to see that Tainted Tommy is so interested and excited about this alleged ancient sex toy?

Whitehall is most likely correct, though. It probably is some more mundane object, such as a pestle, but apparently, the “experts” cited in the article share much of Tainted Tommy's more prurient inclinations.

Well Bob if you were academically gifted ,or even applied yourself in school, you would have a better job with better working conditions.

What do you do for a living, that you should look down on me for my profession?

 

[odanny]

Is anyone at all surprised to see that Tainted Tommy is so interested and excited about this alleged ancient sex toy?

Whitehall is most likely correct, though. It probably is some more mundane object, such as a pestle, but apparently, the “experts” cited in the article share much of Tainted Tommy's more prurient inclinations.




What do you do for a living, that you should look down on me for my profession?

He hurt you bad. Real bad.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

He hurt you bad. Real bad.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Thanks to the mods who cleaned up this thread. It might help those affected if it was explained to them why their posts were deleted.

Although they should know that trolling is not allowed.

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

Wherever there is a group of garrisoned soldiers there will be x-times many more civilians trying their best to relieve them of their pay. That is as true today as it has been throughout history and Romans where no different. Saying it's a Roman dildo is wishful thinking . I agree with some that it probably was a grinding instrument, and knowing soldiers the way I do they probably craved it into a dick to fuck with the owner.

 

[Concerned American]

Thanks to the mods who cleaned up this thread. It might help those affected if it was explained to them why their posts were deleted.

Although they should know that trolling is not allowed.

Since when is information about your topic with a source considered trolling. I stated a fact that is brought to the attention of every tourist to Pompeii. The information concerned the people who were the subject of your OP during the period you were addressing. Maybe you--and the mod should learn to read and comprehend.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Since when is information about your topic with a source considered trolling. I stated a fact that is brought to the attention of every tourist to Pompeii. The information concerned the people who were the subject of your OP during the period you were addressing. Maybe you--and the mod should learn to read and comprehend.

It's always fun when a poster is working directly with a mod who shares his politics, isn't it?

That might be considered a pornographic image, otherwise.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I doubt it.
Considering the "business end" of whatever this is, is less than 4" long and the top of it about 1 inch... that would be one small dildo.
People were smaller back then... but not that smaller

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Wherever there is a group of garrisoned soldiers there will be x-times many more civilians trying their best to relieve them of their pay. That is as true today as it has been throughout history and Romans where no different. Saying it's a Roman dildo is wishful thinking . I agree with some that it probably was a grinding instrument, and knowing soldiers the way I do they probably craved it into a dick to fuck with the owner.

It doesnt look like it was bullt for comfort but it is quite old.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Thanks to the mods who cleaned up this thread. It might help those affected if it was explained to them why their posts were deleted.
Although they should know that trolling is not allowed.

“Cleaned up” a thread about a dubious interpretation of an ancient artifact as a sex toy. It's hard to imagine what sort of content could have been removed from this thread that would be any less appropriate than the content on which this thread is based.