2011 obummer

[gautama]

2011 OBUMMER Car


The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces:

The 2011 Obummer


This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

TRUE STORY.

 

[RDD_1210]

Be honest, did you actually laugh when this showed up in your inbox?

 

[Claudette]

I don't know about gautama but I sure laughed my ass off.

Still LMAO

Good one!!!

 

[RDD_1210]

Honestly, I've heard plenty of good Obama jokes, this isn't even close to being one of them.

"Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL". WTF does this even have to do with a car, Obama or anything?

I guess I need to not have graduated high school to be able to laugh at this.

 

[ba1614]

LOL, It's still funny

 

[ba1614]

Honestly, I've heard plenty of good Obama jokes, this isn't even close to being one of them.

"Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL". WTF does this even have to do with a car, Obama or anything?

I guess I need to not have graduated high school to be able to laugh at this.

Are you one of them fellas that are soooo smart you're stupid?

 

[gautama]

Be honest, did you actually laugh when this showed up in your inbox?

Real Dumb Democrat,

WHY ?....pray tell, should the sad TRUTH be a laughing matter ?

What is so funny about the pathological lies of a semi-black Political Charlatan ?

On the other hand, when it gets really bad.....and it is. We take solace in trying to find ways to find a little humour in the truth.

And the TRUTH is that Obummer is a pathetic Bummer

 

[RDD_1210]

Honestly, I've heard plenty of good Obama jokes, this isn't even close to being one of them.

"Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL". WTF does this even have to do with a car, Obama or anything?

I guess I need to not have graduated high school to be able to laugh at this.

Are you one of them fellas that are soooo smart you're stupid?

Possibly, but I will laugh at pretty much anything. Look at my avatar for christ sake. I'm just missing the humor in this joke. I get the intention, just the execution is piss poor and thus completely unfunny.

 

[RDD_1210]

Be honest, did you actually laugh when this showed up in your inbox?

Real Dumb Democrat,

WHY ?....pray tell, should the sad TRUTH be a laughing matter ?

What is so funny about the pathological lies of a semi-black Political Charlatan ?

On the other hand, when it gets really bad.....and it is. We take solace in trying to find ways to find a little humour in the truth.

And the TRUTH is that Obummer is a pathetic Bummer

There ya go, don't hold back now. You're on a roll, you might as well tell us how you truly feel.

 

[gautama]

Be honest, did you actually laugh when this showed up in your inbox?

Real Dumb Democrat,

WHY ?....pray tell, should the sad TRUTH be a laughing matter ?

What is so funny about the pathological lies of a semi-black Political Charlatan ?

On the other hand, when it gets really bad.....and it is. We take solace in trying to find ways to find a little humour in the truth.

And the TRUTH is that Obummer is a pathetic Bummer

There ya go, don't hold back now. You're on a roll, you might as well tell us how you truly feel.

It's pretty obvious that you're whipping yourself into some sort of a frenzy over an issue which touches a political TRUTH that apparently exposes the REALITY which YOU CAN'T HANDLE !!!!!

WOW !!!!

You're willing to discuss this ad infitum and probably willing to call out the National Guard over THIS.......but NOT.....I repeat NOT when our country is being invaded by MILLIONS of Illegal Immigrants with the Mexican Drug Cartels' stooges endangering the lives of our citizens and Border Patrols.

You Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoids are a truly bizarre lot.

No wonder you consider the EXPOSED MONUMENTAL FRAUD, i.e. the Black Racist MARXIST Palestinian Guardian, Muslim PC Protector.....and NOW....SUPPORTER AIDER & ABETTOR of ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS' PUSSY Obami Salaami.....a MESSIAH !!!!!!

 

[RDD_1210]

Real Dumb Democrat,

WHY ?....pray tell, should the sad TRUTH be a laughing matter ?

What is so funny about the pathological lies of a semi-black Political Charlatan ?

On the other hand, when it gets really bad.....and it is. We take solace in trying to find ways to find a little humour in the truth.

And the TRUTH is that Obummer is a pathetic Bummer

There ya go, don't hold back now. You're on a roll, you might as well tell us how you truly feel.

It's pretty obvious that you're whipping yourself into some sort of a frenzy over an issue which touches a political TRUTH that apparently exposes the REALITY which YOU CAN'T HANDLE !!!!!

WOW !!!!

You're willing to discuss this ad infitum and probably willing to call out the National Guard over THIS.......but NOT.....I repeat NOT when our country is being invaded by MILLIONS of Illegal Immigrants with the Mexican Drug Cartels' stooges endangering the lives of our citizens and Border Patrols.

You Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoids are a truly bizarre lot.

No wonder you consider the EXPOSED MONUMENTAL FRAUD, i.e. the Black Racist MARXIST Palestinian Guardian, Muslim PC Protector.....and NOW....SUPPORTER AIDER & ABETTOR of ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS' PUSSY Obami Salaami.....a MESSIAH !!!!!!

What do Moe, Larry and Curly have to do with Mexican drug cartels? I know they act like they're on drugs at times, but I find this accusation to be preposterous.

 

[gautama]

There ya go, don't hold back now. You're on a roll, you might as well tell us how you truly feel.

It's pretty obvious that you're whipping yourself into some sort of a frenzy over an issue which touches a political TRUTH that apparently exposes the REALITY which YOU CAN'T HANDLE !!!!!

WOW !!!!

You're willing to discuss this ad infitum and probably willing to call out the National Guard over THIS.......but NOT.....I repeat NOT when our country is being invaded by MILLIONS of Illegal Immigrants with the Mexican Drug Cartels' stooges endangering the lives of our citizens and Border Patrols.

You Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoids are a truly bizarre lot.

No wonder you consider the EXPOSED MONUMENTAL FRAUD, i.e. the Black Racist MARXIST Palestinian Guardian, Muslim PC Protector.....and NOW....SUPPORTER AIDER & ABETTOR of ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS' PUSSY Obami Salaami.....a MESSIAH !!!!!!

What do Moe, Larry and Curly have to do with Mexican drug cartels? I know they act like they're on drugs at times, but I find this accusation to be preposterous.

Real Dumb Democrat,

You're a pathetic mentally defective Obamarrhoidal Wannabe Intellectual and you just ain't got it.

You're trying desperately to establish yourself as some sort of a thoughtful political pundit that can cross swords with your intellectual superiors but the result is you don't even come off as anything below that of a 1/2-arsed educated high school drop-out.... which undoubtedly you are.

And, I'm pretty sure you KNOW that ...... unless I am over-estimating you.

The good thing.....providing you have the dubious mental ability to realize that....is that you'll try to get a GED or at least go to some Community Re-Start Program and acquire some intellectual improvement......not that you'll ever amount to much.

On the other hand, in Black Racist Obami Salaami's Administration there is any number of fools hired to responsible positions......the flagrant example being that hapless Black Racist idiot, Erik Holder. Believe it or not, that brain dead blob of protoplasm is the Atty General of the United States.

And, depending on whether you're a black......you may even wind up as a black congressman. After all we have that uneducated idiot Sheila Lee Jackson, she is a SENIOR Black House Foreign Affairs Committee member who STILL doesn't know that there is ONLY one Vietnam .....NOT TWO.

PATHETIC....but true.

And these same intellectual failures are attacking Sarah Palin on trumped up, completely distorted bogus inuendos.

 

[RDD_1210]

It's pretty obvious that you're whipping yourself into some sort of a frenzy over an issue which touches a political TRUTH that apparently exposes the REALITY which YOU CAN'T HANDLE !!!!!

WOW !!!!

You're willing to discuss this ad infitum and probably willing to call out the National Guard over THIS.......but NOT.....I repeat NOT when our country is being invaded by MILLIONS of Illegal Immigrants with the Mexican Drug Cartels' stooges endangering the lives of our citizens and Border Patrols.

You Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoids are a truly bizarre lot.

No wonder you consider the EXPOSED MONUMENTAL FRAUD, i.e. the Black Racist MARXIST Palestinian Guardian, Muslim PC Protector.....and NOW....SUPPORTER AIDER & ABETTOR of ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS' PUSSY Obami Salaami.....a MESSIAH !!!!!!

What do Moe, Larry and Curly have to do with Mexican drug cartels? I know they act like they're on drugs at times, but I find this accusation to be preposterous.

Real Dumb Democrat,

You're a pathetic mentally defective Obamarrhoidal Wannabe Intellectual and you just ain't got it.

You're trying desperately to establish yourself as some sort of a thoughtful political pundit that can cross swords with your intellectual superiors but the result is you don't even come off as anything below that of a 1/2-arsed educated high school drop-out.... which undoubtedly you are.

And, I'm pretty sure you KNOW that ...... unless I am over-estimating you.

The good thing.....providing you have the dubious mental ability to realize that....is that you'll try to get a GED or at least go to some Community Re-Start Program and acquire some intellectual improvement......not that you'll ever amount to much.

On the other hand, in Black Racist Obami Salaami's Administration there is any number of fools hired to responsible positions......the flagrant example being that hapless Black Racist idiot, Erik Holder. Believe it or not, that brain dead blob of protoplasm is the Atty General of the United States.

And, depending on whether you're a black......you may even wind up as a black congressman. After all we have that uneducated idiot Sheila Lee Jackson, she is a SENIOR Black House Foreign Affairs Committee member that STILL doesn't know that there is ONLY one Vietnam .....NOT TWO.

PATHETIC....but true.

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

 

[bucs90]

The car also comes with a preapplied bumper sticker:

"WARNING: Stops For All Glenn Beck Crossings"

 

[gautama]

What do Moe, Larry and Curly have to do with Mexican drug cartels? I know they act like they're on drugs at times, but I find this accusation to be preposterous.

Real Dumb Democrat,

You're a pathetic mentally defective Obamarrhoidal Wannabe Intellectual and you just ain't got it.

You're trying desperately to establish yourself as some sort of a thoughtful political pundit that can cross swords with your intellectual superiors but the result is you don't even come off as anything below that of a 1/2-arsed educated high school drop-out.... which undoubtedly you are.

And, I'm pretty sure you KNOW that ...... unless I am over-estimating you.

The good thing.....providing you have the dubious mental ability to realize that....is that you'll try to get a GED or at least go to some Community Re-Start Program and acquire some intellectual improvement......not that you'll ever amount to much.

On the other hand, in Black Racist Obami Salaami's Administration there is any number of fools hired to responsible positions......the flagrant example being that hapless Black Racist idiot, Erik Holder. Believe it or not, that brain dead blob of protoplasm is the Atty General of the United States.

And, depending on whether you're a black......you may even wind up as a black congressman. After all we have that uneducated idiot Sheila Lee Jackson, she is a SENIOR Black House Foreign Affairs Committee member that STILL doesn't know that there is ONLY one Vietnam .....NOT TWO.

PATHETIC....but true.

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

Real Dumb Democrat,

This hypothetical scenario that you concocted must be the result of the terminal stage of a syphilitic mental or AIDS breakdown of a below average 1/2-arsed High School dropcase.

Even if you were a beautiful woman, you are obviously brain damaged beyond help and there is absolutely no HOPE I would allow you to go on a date with me.

So, ask the attendant in the Looney Bin that you're staying in.....to let the next patient use the computer.... while you are escorted, in a strait jacket, to your rubber room.

 

[gautama]

The car also comes with a preapplied bumper sticker:

"WARNING: Stops For All Glenn Beck Crossings"

That sign is next to one that states: "NOTICE: OPEN SEASON ON ALL
OBAMARRHOIDAL LIBERRHOIDS" ..... and G'luck to ya.

 

[Toro]

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

Probably

gaytrauma is repressing.

 

[RDD_1210]

Real Dumb Democrat,

You're a pathetic mentally defective Obamarrhoidal Wannabe Intellectual and you just ain't got it.

You're trying desperately to establish yourself as some sort of a thoughtful political pundit that can cross swords with your intellectual superiors but the result is you don't even come off as anything below that of a 1/2-arsed educated high school drop-out.... which undoubtedly you are.

And, I'm pretty sure you KNOW that ...... unless I am over-estimating you.

The good thing.....providing you have the dubious mental ability to realize that....is that you'll try to get a GED or at least go to some Community Re-Start Program and acquire some intellectual improvement......not that you'll ever amount to much.

On the other hand, in Black Racist Obami Salaami's Administration there is any number of fools hired to responsible positions......the flagrant example being that hapless Black Racist idiot, Erik Holder. Believe it or not, that brain dead blob of protoplasm is the Atty General of the United States.

And, depending on whether you're a black......you may even wind up as a black congressman. After all we have that uneducated idiot Sheila Lee Jackson, she is a SENIOR Black House Foreign Affairs Committee member that STILL doesn't know that there is ONLY one Vietnam .....NOT TWO.

PATHETIC....but true.

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

Real Dumb Democrat,

This hypothetical scenario that you concocted must be the result of the terminal stage of a syphilitic mental or AIDS breakdown of a below average 1/2-arsed High School dropcase.

Even if you were a beautiful woman, you are obviously brain damaged beyond help and there is absolutely no HOPE I would allow you to go on a date with me.

So, ask the attendant in the Looney Bin that you're staying in.....to let the next patient use the computer.... while you are escorted, in a strait jacket, to your rubber room.

I'll take that as a yes, What time should I pick you up?

 

[bigrebnc1775]

2011 OBUMMER Car


The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces:

The 2011 Obummer


This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

TRUE STORY.

 

[gautama]

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

Real Dumb Democrat,

This hypothetical scenario that you concocted must be the result of the terminal stage of a syphilitic mental or AIDS breakdown of a below average 1/2-arsed High School dropcase.

Even if you were a beautiful woman, you are obviously brain damaged beyond help and there is absolutely no HOPE I would allow you to go on a date with me.

So, ask the attendant in the Looney Bin that you're staying in.....to let the next patient use the computer.... while you are escorted, in a strait jacket, to your rubber room.

I'll take that as a yes, What time should I pick you up?

I made my position clear with a non-equivocal NO. Even a lobotomized retarded paramecium with a nanogram of the knowledge of the English language would understand my rejection of that bizarre invitation.

However, that Queer Mexican Toroshit Artiste apparently is eager to go out with a brain damaged fellow Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid. I am sure you two will have a lot to share while you're banging each other.