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A great vacation, funny !

BlueJay28

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Me and Alexa last year went to we went to France, Spain and Italy to go swimming with wild dolphins.

We applied for passports and everything...
I was asked why me and alexa are visiting..

I said.. We're here to enjoy a life free from American collectivist assholes in congress that I OWN who think that because some bank robber and a Pit Bull or Chicken Fighter... isn't a great choice for a Dolphin... that we're also not.

We're getting tired of being told what we can, and cannot do... in waters that I OWN, by a so called "National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration" that I OWN that I unwittingly paid for with MY MONEY that I also OWN.

After spending 20 years of my 27 year life already... studying every animal and biology book I can get my hands on... that I OWN...


We're here in France and Spain and Italy... to enjoy a month of what the most egregiously violated statue in all of America stands for.

Out in the ocean.

(they laughed their butts off at that statement)

Then they said that "we understand sir"....

I got see them up close again the second time, out in the wild.. this time with no fines.

:)
 

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