A heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia

[Ted Frazier]

In this thread, conservatives are introduced to the notion that planet Earth is larger than the eastern portion of the United States, and that the only way to assess global temperatures is by looking at the global picture.

As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia
As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia

Prediction: Conservatives will not start any threads about Australian temperatures.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

The dispute is not climate change, but the cause.

 

[Aba Incieni]

I'm concerned about the magnetic poles. We must fix them.

 

[Skull Pilot]

In this thread, conservatives are introduced to the notion that planet Earth is larger than the eastern portion of the United States, and that the only way to assess global temperatures is by looking at the global picture.

As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia
As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia

Prediction: Conservatives will not start any threads about Australian temperatures.

Because no one gives a fuck about Australian weather

 

[Ted Frazier]

The dispute is not climate change, but the cause.

Among scientists, there no dispute. Even Trump's agencies agree:
The White House has approved a climate change report that starkly contradicts Trump

I assume you referred to the dispute in this message board?

 

[Ted Frazier]

In this thread, conservatives are introduced to the notion that planet Earth is larger than the eastern portion of the United States, and that the only way to assess global temperatures is by looking at the global picture.

As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia
As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia

Prediction: Conservatives will not start any threads about Australian temperatures.

Because no one gives a fuck about Australian weather

Why do you only give a fuck about cold regions?

 

[Skull Pilot]

In this thread, conservatives are introduced to the notion that planet Earth is larger than the eastern portion of the United States, and that the only way to assess global temperatures is by looking at the global picture.

As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia
As the eastern U.S. freezes, a heat wave is melting asphalt in southern Australia

Prediction: Conservatives will not start any threads about Australian temperatures.

Because no one gives a fuck about Australian weather

Why do you only give a fuck about cold regions?

I don't.

Weather is weather and no matter where people live they all like to bitch about the weather.

 

[Aba Incieni]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

I'm concerned about the magnetic poles. We must fix them.

How much of a tax will that take?

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

I'm concerned about the magnetic poles. We must fix them.

Pollocks will always be stupid.

You can't fix stupid.

Disclaimer: I am Polish.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Drug running?

 

[Aba Incieni]

I'm concerned about the magnetic poles. We must fix them.

How much of a tax will that take?

Don't worry. It will be your fair share.

 

[Aba Incieni]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Drug running?

In a manner of speaking. TV commercial.

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Palm Springs? That's like one of the biggest faggot capitals in CA. I would never work in that city.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

I'm concerned about the magnetic poles. We must fix them.

How much of a tax will that take?

Don't worry. It will be your fair share.

What about cash deals?

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Palm Springs? That's like one of the biggest faggot capitals in CA. I would never work in that city.

Would you take a long vacation there?

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Palm Springs? That's like one of the biggest faggot capitals in CA. I would never work in that city.

Would you take a long vacation there?

Hell no.

 

[Aba Incieni]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Palm Springs? That's like one of the biggest faggot capitals in CA. I would never work in that city.

Back then it was still a Hollywood playground. I don't think I've been back since.

It was super hot and a white guy was wearing a cap but the top of his ears got blistered. That was the day I learned about the miracle healing power of aloe vera.

 

[Aba Incieni]

I'm concerned about the magnetic poles. We must fix them.

How much of a tax will that take?

Don't worry. It will be your fair share.

What about cash deals?

We'll talk later.

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

I worked a job in Palm Springs probably 25 years ago at a private airfield. It was so hot we made tracks in the asphalt when we walked.

Palm Springs? That's like one of the biggest faggot capitals in CA. I would never work in that city.

Back then it was still a Hollywood playground. I don't think I've been back since.

It was super hot and a white guy was wearing a cap but the top of his ears got blistered. That was the day I learned about the miracle healing power of aloe vera.

I live AZ, I know exactly what you're talking about. I don't really even burn anymore I've been here so long.