Aging Sucks

[Asclepias]

You cave chimps are always fun to watch when you are drunk. When I was in the military I watched you guys got drunk every weekend and it was pretty disgusting to say the least. You guys lack a natural athleticism in the best of times but you are correct. You are downright clumsy when you are drunk.

So true and they always find reasons to get unhappy...LOLOLOLOLOL. After work one Friday, me and a few of my co workers went out drinking with this white chic and this bitch out of no where starting talking about how fucked her life had been, it was a real debbie downer, we spent the whole damn night after the club trying to cheer this bitch up..LOLOLOL and its happened before with this other white chic I went drinking with...bottom line, leave Becky at home!!

When I was in Korea this fool fell into a turtle ditch and took off all his clothes in the fucking snow. i thought his ass was going to die but his friends thought it was fun to watch him crying over his family bucked naked in the snow. He stayed out there all night and didnt even get frost bite. I guess that soju acted like anti-freeze.

So we can all agree, when white gets stinky, it sucks to be around these peopleand they get creepy on ya. This one white chic tried to go lesbian on me when I was in the Navy... of course she claims to not remember shit the next day..yeah right!! Needless to day, me and Ol girl never went drinking again.

I dont drink so I dont like being around drunk people at all. Yeah in general white guys do some weird stuff when they get drunk. They get brave and start talking shit. They pee on each other. Some get really suicidal. Some get homosexual. I remember a 4 of them got in bed together bucked naked when I was in the service. I took a picture of them for proof and they were pissed at me.

Well, you got me there.

How many times have you gotten into bed buck naked with 3 other men while you were drunk?

 

[ZackB]

So true and they always find reasons to get unhappy...LOLOLOLOLOL. After work one Friday, me and a few of my co workers went out drinking with this white chic and this bitch out of no where starting talking about how fucked her life had been, it was a real debbie downer, we spent the whole damn night after the club trying to cheer this bitch up..LOLOLOL and its happened before with this other white chic I went drinking with...bottom line, leave Becky at home!!

When I was in Korea this fool fell into a turtle ditch and took off all his clothes in the fucking snow. i thought his ass was going to die but his friends thought it was fun to watch him crying over his family bucked naked in the snow. He stayed out there all night and didnt even get frost bite. I guess that soju acted like anti-freeze.

So we can all agree, when white gets stinky, it sucks to be around these peopleand they get creepy on ya. This one white chic tried to go lesbian on me when I was in the Navy... of course she claims to not remember shit the next day..yeah right!! Needless to day, me and Ol girl never went drinking again.

I dont drink so I dont like being around drunk people at all. Yeah in general white guys do some weird stuff when they get drunk. They get brave and start talking shit. They pee on each other. Some get really suicidal. Some get homosexual. I remember a 4 of them got in bed together bucked naked when I was in the service. I took a picture of them for proof and they were pissed at me.

Well, you got me there.

How many times have you gotten into bed buck naked with 3 other men while you were drunk?

That's none of your fucking business!

 

[pillars]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.
I laugh at non PC things, and become pretty much Satan

How is that different from Sober Bonzi, exactly?

j/k

 

[pillars]

Man, why are people so hard on ZackB? He seems like a likable fellow to me.

 

[tigerred59]

Man, why are people so hard on ZackB? He seems like a likable fellow to me.

I was actually feeling his story until he threw in the negro card.

 

[Bonzi]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.
I laugh at non PC things, and become pretty much Satan

How is that different from Sober Bonzi, exactly?

j/k

welllll.....

 

[Muhammed]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.

Don't shout profanities at non-existent people!

Everyone will think you're crazy.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I feel totally fucked up today. I started drinking some wine Saturday night prior to grilling out. We had guests that were drinking. My drinking got a little out of hand; I got the Dewers out after the wine was gone. It sounds stupid, but at some point there was a challenge as to who can sprint faster. When I was younger I was fast...faster than a negro trying to beat off before his mom catches him. Anyway, I had too much to drink to be attempting any such thing. My legs did not work in perfect harmony with my brain and I tripped, taking a dive into my front lawn. It was no big deal at the time. But last night I started getting sore. Now my ribs hurt, my chest hurts and my arms and shoulders hurt. It's like when you are sick and your chest hurts because you have been coughing hard.

A simple spill should not fuck me up so badly. I am afraid that this is a sign of things to come as I get older.

I feel your pain..
Although I stopped those shenanigans when I hit forty ten years ago.

 

[Muhammed]

Looks like a dude who had bariatric surgery and hasn't bought a new pair of jeans yet.

 

[pillars]

Man, why are people so hard on ZackB? He seems like a likable fellow to me.

I was actually feeling his story until he threw in the negro card.

You know, he's a troll who enjoys baiting people. I don't think he's actually a racist.

 

[ZackB]

I feel totally fucked up today. I started drinking some wine Saturday night prior to grilling out. We had guests that were drinking. My drinking got a little out of hand; I got the Dewers out after the wine was gone. It sounds stupid, but at some point there was a challenge as to who can sprint faster. When I was younger I was fast...faster than a negro trying to beat off before his mom catches him. Anyway, I had too much to drink to be attempting any such thing. My legs did not work in perfect harmony with my brain and I tripped, taking a dive into my front lawn. It was no big deal at the time. But last night I started getting sore. Now my ribs hurt, my chest hurts and my arms and shoulders hurt. It's like when you are sick and your chest hurts because you have been coughing hard.

A simple spill should not fuck me up so badly. I am afraid that this is a sign of things to come as I get older.

I feel your pain..
Although I stopped those shenanigans when I hit forty ten years ago.

Yeah, I hear you. I am phasing that out of my life. I don't drink very often anymore. I used to, but not anymore. This weekend was just a fluke.

 

[ZackB]

Man, why are people so hard on ZackB? He seems like a likable fellow to me.

I was actually feeling his story until he threw in the negro card.

You couldn't stand it, could you? Jesus Christ could appear with a cure for cancer, yet if he spoke a simple truth (like "you fucking negroes need to settle down and stop killing each other") you do not agree with then you could not contain your emotions; you would start condemning him as a nazi. That's pretty fucking weak. It shows that you are a defective human being. Our ability to subordinate our emotions to reason is what sets us apart from the beasts. You, Tigerred, are a simple beast.

 

[ZackB]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.
I laugh at non PC things, and become pretty much Satan

How is that different from Sober Bonzi, exactly?

j/k

I bet Bonzi did some crazy shit when she was drinking!

 

[Dhara]

Growing older isn't for sissies.

 

[Muhammed]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.
I laugh at non PC things, and become pretty much Satan

How is that different from Sober Bonzi, exactly?

j/k

I bet Bonzi did some crazy shit when she was drinking!

Don't call me "crazy shit".

 

[MarathonMike]

The dumbest thing I ever did when I was drunk was scale up the railing of our hotel to get to the fourth floor after climbing out of the pool. Oh wait a minute I was 20, never mind.

 

[Moonglow]

I feel totally fucked up today. I started drinking some wine Saturday night prior to grilling out. We had guests that were drinking. My drinking got a little out of hand; I got the Dewers out after the wine was gone. It sounds stupid, but at some point there was a challenge as to who can sprint faster. When I was younger I was fast...faster than a negro trying to beat off before his mom catches him. Anyway, I had too much to drink to be attempting any such thing. My legs did not work in perfect harmony with my brain and I tripped, taking a dive into my front lawn. It was no big deal at the time. But last night I started getting sore. Now my ribs hurt, my chest hurts and my arms and shoulders hurt. It's like when you are sick and your chest hurts because you have been coughing hard.

A simple spill should not fuck me up so badly. I am afraid that this is a sign of things to come as I get older.

Does dat puzzy hurt? Oh damn, stop whining, you ain't seen nothin' yet...

 

[Moonglow]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.
I laugh at non PC things, and become pretty much Satan

You probably do a little street walking? Wink, wink..nudge, nudge..

 

[Moonglow]

Man, why are people so hard on ZackB? He seems like a likable fellow to me.

Unlike Bonzi?

 

[Iceweasel]

when I get drunk I just tear things up and shout profanities at people.

Don't shout profanities at non-existent people!

Everyone will think you're crazy.

But the voices are real!