And Now Your “Greta” News For Today

[Ringo]

Greta Thunberg has a boyfriend. There is a hope that now she will have less time for a merciless and senseless struggle with nature. On the other hand, if the guy fails... Lord! Save the men of the world from Greta's rage!...

 

[Weatherman2020]

Greta Thunberg has a boyfriend. There is a hope that now she will have less time for a merciless and senseless struggle with nature. On the other hand, if the guy fails... Lord! Save the men of the world from Greta's rage!...

And everything their wearing and eating involved fossil fuels.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Maybe getting laid will wipe that pissy little evil expression off her face.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Ok, here it is:

She's the leading scientific expert on manmade global climate warming change

What I don't understand is if closing the global economy for a year has no effect on CO2 what exactly is mankind role in atmospheric CO2?