kiwiman127
Comfortably Moderate
Just before I went on to USMB, I had sprinkled rose petals on the floor, placed two dozen roses by the bed, selected a playlist with all kinds of romantic music, put on my red smoking jacket, sprayed cologne on myself and made a batch of Oysters Rockefeller.
Then I come to USMB and saw Ann Coulter's name and had a quick vision of her.
So, I swept up the rose petals, put the two dozen roses in the living room, changed the playlist to the Talking Heads Greatest Hits, took off my red smoking jacket, washed off the cologne and put the Oyster Rockefeller in the freezer.
The thought of Ann Coulter would take any self-respecting guy out of the mood.
I wonder if there's a decent college or NBA game on tonight? And where in the hell are my favorite sweatpants?
Then I come to USMB and saw Ann Coulter's name and had a quick vision of her.
So, I swept up the rose petals, put the two dozen roses in the living room, changed the playlist to the Talking Heads Greatest Hits, took off my red smoking jacket, washed off the cologne and put the Oyster Rockefeller in the freezer.
The thought of Ann Coulter would take any self-respecting guy out of the mood.
I wonder if there's a decent college or NBA game on tonight? And where in the hell are my favorite sweatpants?