Annoying Phrases People Use All the Time

[April]

"I just threw up a little in my mouth"


now... you either throw up or you don't .... and.... you don't throw up in your mouth ..but out of your mouth!

throw up a little?? are you forcefully controlling the amount of vomit? a teaspoon amount ? as oppose to a full cup??

that one really gets on my nerves.... it should be banned from our lexicon!

I guess you've never thrown up a little in your mouth.

Let's say you're at a fancy dinner party and you've drank too much champagne and eaten lots of rich foods. Acid indigestion builds up and you go and burp and a little throw up comes up. Not a lot to make you go run to the bathroom but just a small enough amount you can swallow back down. A little throw up goes IN your mouth from your stomach but you don't spit it OUT. Ergo, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

And finally: eeeewwww!

That is what we call a 'Vurp' here in these parts...akin to the 'Shart', only that one comes out instead of back in...

 

[Connery]

Good grief woman!!!!!!

shut up!

You started it!

thats s not so bad how about when you cut the cheese at a dinner party ???

Any way you slice it....it stinks!

I wonder what field this advertising genius is working in now?

 

[Sunshine]

Annoying phrases people use all the time which you wish you never had to hear ever again. Anyone on board for this? A couple of examples, to get the ball rolling:

"No problem." A favorite phrase of waiters and waitresses, but often used by just about anyone. Setup: You say "thank you" to someone for doing something that you think is deserving of a thank you. The waiter notices your coffee cup is half empty, stops on his way to another table and fills it up. "Thanks!," you say. "No problem," says the waiter. Yetch. How about, "you're welcome"?

A better example. The waiter is taking your order and you have a special request. Because of dietary limitations, you can't eat butter. So you tell the waiter, "I want to make sure that this fish is cooked in fat free oil, not butter." Waiter: "No problem." No problem? Maybe yes, maybe no. Let's wait until the fish actually arrives to see whether or not there is "no problem." Hint: Most of the time, in spite of the waiter's bland assurances, there IS a problem - a huge problem.

"Sorry about that." This one comes to us from the 1960's television series, "Get Smart," specifically, from the star of that series, Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart. It is the calssic non-apology, because it trivializes whatever transgression has just been committed and makes it clear that the speaker does not consider what he/she just did as anything that it really deserving of an actual apology.

How about you? What are some phrases you find particularly annoying and why?

Unless you have lived in KY or at least driven through KY, I recken you cannot even begin to understand annoying phrases. (Spelled the way it is pronounced.)

 

[Sunshine]

Annoying phrases people use all the time which you wish you never had to hear ever again. Anyone on board for this? A couple of examples, to get the ball rolling:

"No problem." A favorite phrase of waiters and waitresses, but often used by just about anyone. Setup: You say "thank you" to someone for doing something that you think is deserving of a thank you. The waiter notices your coffee cup is half empty, stops on his way to another table and fills it up. "Thanks!," you say. "No problem," says the waiter. Yetch. How about, "you're welcome"?

A better example. The waiter is taking your order and you have a special request. Because of dietary limitations, you can't eat butter. So you tell the waiter, "I want to make sure that this fish is cooked in fat free oil, not butter." Waiter: "No problem." No problem? Maybe yes, maybe no. Let's wait until the fish actually arrives to see whether or not there is "no problem." Hint: Most of the time, in spite of the waiter's bland assurances, there IS a problem - a huge problem.

"Sorry about that." This one comes to us from the 1960's television series, "Get Smart," specifically, from the star of that series, Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart. It is the calssic non-apology, because it trivializes whatever transgression has just been committed and makes it clear that the speaker does not consider what he/she just did as anything that it really deserving of an actual apology.

How about you? What are some phrases you find particularly annoying and why?

No problem, I cooked your fish in butter. No? Not what you wanted? Sorry about that.........

In KY it's 'sorry 'BOUT that.'

 

[Sunshine]

Let me be absolutely clear on this. Sooooo, on account of, like you know, with all due respect, at the end of the day, does it all really matter..........

I'm only going to say this once.......

 

[Sunshine]

"I has a sad."...

I can haz cheezeburger?

 

[Sunshine]

What the little boy shot at.

 

[Sunshine]

Shittin' in the flax, and layin' it on the cats.

 

[Vandalshandle]

"lamestream media", and pretty much everything else that comes out of Palins mouth, "you betcha!"

 

[IlarMeilyr]

The leftwing lamestream media forced vandalsshmandel to post tht prior dopey post.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

But seriously, the moron hack liberals who are seemingly incapable of saying "conservative" without adding "Christian" as a preceding adjective are pretty annoying.

It's like those idiots can't imagine a conservative not identifying himself or herself as "Christian."

 

[Esmeralda]

Annoying phrases people use all the time which you wish you never had to hear ever again. Anyone on board for this? A couple of examples, to get the ball rolling:

"No problem." A favorite phrase of waiters and waitresses, but often used by just about anyone. Setup: You say "thank you" to someone for doing something that you think is deserving of a thank you. The waiter notices your coffee cup is half empty, stops on his way to another table and fills it up. "Thanks!," you say. "No problem," says the waiter. Yetch. How about, "you're welcome"?

A better example. The waiter is taking your order and you have a special request. Because of dietary limitations, you can't eat butter. So you tell the waiter, "I want to make sure that this fish is cooked in fat free oil, not butter." Waiter: "No problem." No problem? Maybe yes, maybe no. Let's wait until the fish actually arrives to see whether or not there is "no problem." Hint: Most of the time, in spite of the waiter's bland assurances, there IS a problem - a huge problem.

"Sorry about that." This one comes to us from the 1960's television series, "Get Smart," specifically, from the star of that series, Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart. It is the calssic non-apology, because it trivializes whatever transgression has just been committed and makes it clear that the speaker does not consider what he/she just did as anything that it really deserving of an actual apology.

How about you? What are some phrases you find particularly annoying and why?

Sorry to use a cliche, but, darlin' I have bigger fish to fry. Worrying about little shit like this just isn't worth it to me. There are really serious and difficult things to deal with. I just don't even notice this kind of thing.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Annoying phrases people use all the time which you wish you never had to hear ever again. Anyone on board for this? A couple of examples, to get the ball rolling:

"No problem." A favorite phrase of waiters and waitresses, but often used by just about anyone. Setup: You say "thank you" to someone for doing something that you think is deserving of a thank you. The waiter notices your coffee cup is half empty, stops on his way to another table and fills it up. "Thanks!," you say. "No problem," says the waiter. Yetch. How about, "you're welcome"?

A better example. The waiter is taking your order and you have a special request. Because of dietary limitations, you can't eat butter. So you tell the waiter, "I want to make sure that this fish is cooked in fat free oil, not butter." Waiter: "No problem." No problem? Maybe yes, maybe no. Let's wait until the fish actually arrives to see whether or not there is "no problem." Hint: Most of the time, in spite of the waiter's bland assurances, there IS a problem - a huge problem.

"Sorry about that." This one comes to us from the 1960's television series, "Get Smart," specifically, from the star of that series, Agent 86 - Maxwell Smart. It is the calssic non-apology, because it trivializes whatever transgression has just been committed and makes it clear that the speaker does not consider what he/she just did as anything that it really deserving of an actual apology.

How about you? What are some phrases you find particularly annoying and why?

Sorry to use a cliche, but, darlin' I have bigger fish to fry. Worrying about little shit like this just isn't worth it to me. There are really serious and difficult things to deal with. I just don't even notice this kind of thing.

^ she said after noticing this kind of shit.

 

[Sunshine]

But seriously, the moron hack liberals who are seemingly incapable of saying "conservative" without adding "Christian" as a preceding adjective are pretty annoying.

It's like those idiots can't imagine a conservative not identifying himself or herself as "Christian."

Ditto! I think muslims are largely 'conservative' when they aren't being 'radical.'

 

[IlarMeilyr]

But seriously, the moron hack liberals who are seemingly incapable of saying "conservative" without adding "Christian" as a preceding adjective are pretty annoying.

It's like those idiots can't imagine a conservative not identifying himself or herself as "Christian."

Ditto! I think muslims are largely 'conservative' when they aren't being 'radical.'

I think only a minority of Muslims give a hoot about bullshit like "jihad."

Islam is a shit religion. But Muslims are, generally speaking, just people trying to live their lives.

 

[Vandalshandle]

But seriously, the moron hack liberals who are seemingly incapable of saying "conservative" without adding "Christian" as a preceding adjective are pretty annoying.

It's like those idiots can't imagine a conservative not identifying himself or herself as "Christian."

Well, I would have to add, "dopey", moron liberal hacks", and idiots" to the list of annoying words....

but I recognize that some folks have a limited vocabulary!

 

[IlarMeilyr]

But seriously, the moron hack liberals who are seemingly incapable of saying "conservative" without adding "Christian" as a preceding adjective are pretty annoying.

It's like those idiots can't imagine a conservative not identifying himself or herself as "Christian."

Well, I would have to add, "dopey", moron liberal hacks", and idiots" to the list of annoying words....

but I recognize that some folks have a limited vocabulary!

Well, that's good news. Proper terminology applied to your unusually thin skin annoys you.

Good.

 

[JohnA]

But seriously, the moron hack liberals who are seemingly incapable of saying "conservative" without adding "Christian" as a preceding adjective are pretty annoying.

It's like those idiots can't imagine a conservative not identifying himself or herself as "Christian."

im pretty much in the middle libertarian but if it comes to push i will go conservative .not religious at all cant stand the far right jesus freaks
same goes for the looney left
democrats are labeled *socialiist. by the right and most are not so it goes both ways

 

[Ernie S.]

"Oh, my God!" (a favorite of many atheists)...

Or the shortened form, OMG. I really detest people who speak in "textmessageese".

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ OMG can also mean "Oh my gosh!" or "Oh my goodness!" too.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I am not crazy about the text messaging speak either.