Arizona GOP Chairwoman Kelli Ward gives an update on the Maricopa County ballot audit

[Faun]

The voters asked for this audit. They have no problem with their tax money paying for it.

Your being the authorized spokesperson for the Arizona taxpayer is entirely consistent with the legitimacy of the Cyber Ninja amusement ride at the Crazy Times Carnival.

The clueless dupes are being scammed yet again, reminiscent of Bam Bam Bannon's "Pretend you're Mexico, and Fund the Wall!" caper.

It's a sordid spectacle of self-pleasuring of, by, and for Cry Baby Loser's tenacious butt barnacles.

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Michigan and Wisconsin, and you're watching New Hampshire!"
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The Arizona audit is being partially funded with taxpayer dollars based on Republicans in the Arizona Senate allocating $150,000, but it's largely being bankrolled by virulent Trumpers -- including the same crackpots who pushed the baseless election fraud conspiracies that incited Trump's goon attack on the Capitol on Jan. 6.

Lin Wood, a far-right pro-Trump attorney who recently called for former Vice President Mike Pence to face "firing squads" over certifying the 2020 election, has also been boosting the Arizona audit by donating what he claims is $50,000 of his own money to the effort. Wood's accusations of 2020 voter fraud quickly propelled him to prominence among the MAGA faithful and followers of the far-right QAnon conspiracy.​

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Others who have gone all-in on the Arizona audit include longtime Trump ally Steve Bannon, who has devoted around-the-clock coverage to the audit on his video podcast, similar to how he used his show to promote "Stop the Steal" rallies around the country in the lead-up to Jan. 6.​

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[Key figures who pushed 2020 election conspiracies are now boosting Arizona audit]​

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They're not the only ones. Here's a stop the steal trumper who claims he donated a million dollars...

Former Overstock CEO is in legal crosshairs after making false claims of election fraud

Former Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne may be facing legal trouble for his role in spreading false claims of election fraud. Dominion Voting Systems sent a letter to major social platforms on Thursday demanding they preserve posts from several users, including Byrne, as part of potential litigation.

www.sltrib.com

 

[jc456]

In the end no matter how many audits the Trump base does the fact is Biden will still be President!

illegitimate

 

[jc456]

Are you ever going to supply proof of the "stolen election "? Why haven’t Rudy, the Kraken Lady and MyPillow shown this evidence. Why are ewe keeping this from them and the courts?

sure sixty plus some people signed affidavits stating they saw fraud. you think they removed the ballots from the polls? that would be illegal, you know this right? So, guess what is the only way to bring in the ballots? let's see how much brain matter you have.

 

[jc456]

Your being the authorized spokesperson for the Arizona taxpayer is entirely consistent with the legitimacy of the Cyber Ninja amusement ride at the Crazy Times Carnival.

the legislative branch, that is, by the way, voted in by the people. so one could go there as you suggest, yes.

how far is your head up a demofk's asshole?

 

[jc456]

Absolutely no one but Trump supporters will ever believe it.

Trump crackpots expect to get what they pay for under the guise of their own "audit" after multiple official audits did not tell them what they desperately wanted to hear. Real audits are conducted by by impartial, independent third-party specialists. That standard practice would violate the pretense of this "audit."

"Cyber Ninjas" is the caper of a conspiracy kook with no experience in audits, and no awareness of normal auditing protocols: It had initially supplied its trumpy workers with blue-ink pens that can alter how tabulators read ballots. Security lapses allowed people access to what should have been secure areas before the audit began. A former lawmaker who appeared on the ballot was involved in verifying them. It planned door-to-door canvassing of voters before the Department of Justice warned such a move could violate federal laws against voter intimidation. After proceeding at a snail's pace, the ballots have been hauled off to be left next to the Crazy Carnival toilets until the Pomp and Circumstance crowd turns the venue back over to the intrepid Bamboo Brigade.

Who's footing the bill?

• The America Project, run by Overstock founder Patrick Byrne, who met with Trump in the Oval Office in December to discuss tactics for overturning the election results.
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• Voices and Votes, a rightist website established by One America News personality Christina Bobb. Charles Herring, president of OAN's parent company, was evasive when asked about funding the farce: "We are aware of efforts by staff members to raise funds for numerous causes from the Girl Scouts to audits."
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• L. Lin Wood, suspected of Republican officials of being certifiably insane, who, along with Mistress of Kraken Sidney Powell, filed numerous failed lawsuits on behalf of Trump baselessly claiming fraud in the 2020 election.
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• Mike Lindell, aka "Pillow Boy" and a leading proponent of debunked election conspiracy theories.

"Cyber Ninjas" will be the odds-on choice if the Kansas City Chiefs decide to contest Super Bowl LV.

The tax payers of Arizona should be refunded by these mega donors, for the $150,000 they were forced to pay with their tax money, by the Republican legislators who hired the partisans to conduct the illegitimate audit...

I said from the get go, this gimmick was for show, for propaganda purposes only.

The crooked Arizona Republican legislators would have hired an independent board certified, election auditing firm to do it, instead of partisans with huge conflicts of interest, if they really wanted all of their citizens to believe any results.

why?

Are you saying you and the demofk party should pay back the 2 trillion for hand outs by xiden since only you voted for him?

There is absolutely no measuring device to understand a fking demofk's mind. hahaahahahahahahahaha

 

[Turtlesoup]

Why did the Biden bump ONLY happen in 6 Democrat strongholds in 6 swing states?

Why didnt it happen in NYC and LA?

If the mail in ballot argument holds water, it would have happened in EVERY democrat stronghold.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE.

Biden outperformed Clinton in a large number of states and underperformed her in some others. They also focused the campaign in a few key states instead of having Biden try to expand the map like Clinton thought she could.

Hilliary atleast had her supporters---Biden didn't. Any outperformance is then likely just proof of voter fraud. I'm sorry but BIDEN was not a popular guy with anyone other than fellow pedos, the communist chinese, and globalists looking to buy US pols.

81.2 Million votes and a presidential approval rating the former president shits his pants over.

Polls can and are often faked--polls mean shit. And I am sorry, but Bided did not get 81.2 Million votes----he didn't have the support. He could not even get people to attend his rallies or even put up flags to support his ass.

 

[AceRothstein]

Why did the Biden bump ONLY happen in 6 Democrat strongholds in 6 swing states?

Why didnt it happen in NYC and LA?

If the mail in ballot argument holds water, it would have happened in EVERY democrat stronghold.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE.

Biden outperformed Clinton in a large number of states and underperformed her in some others. They also focused the campaign in a few key states instead of having Biden try to expand the map like Clinton thought she could.

Hilliary atleast had her supporters---Biden didn't. Any outperformance is then likely just proof of voter fraud. I'm sorry but BIDEN was not a popular guy with anyone other than fellow pedos, the communist chinese, and globalists looking to buy US pols.

81.2 Million votes and a presidential approval rating the former president shits his pants over.

Polls can and are often faked--polls mean shit. And I am sorry, but Bided did not get 81.2 Million votes----he didn't have the support. He could not even get people to attend his rallies or even put up flags to support his ass.

Biden didn't even try to have large rallies. How many times do you brain-dead morons have to be told that before it sinks in? And nobody flies a flag of a politician unless they're in a cult. Stop treating politics like a sporting event.

 

[jc456]

Why did the Biden bump ONLY happen in 6 Democrat strongholds in 6 swing states?

Why didnt it happen in NYC and LA?

If the mail in ballot argument holds water, it would have happened in EVERY democrat stronghold.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE.

Biden outperformed Clinton in a large number of states and underperformed her in some others. They also focused the campaign in a few key states instead of having Biden try to expand the map like Clinton thought she could.

Hilliary atleast had her supporters---Biden didn't. Any outperformance is then likely just proof of voter fraud. I'm sorry but BIDEN was not a popular guy with anyone other than fellow pedos, the communist chinese, and globalists looking to buy US pols.

81.2 Million votes and a presidential approval rating the former president shits his pants over.

Polls can and are often faked--polls mean shit. And I am sorry, but Bided did not get 81.2 Million votes----he didn't have the support. He could not even get people to attend his rallies or even put up flags to support his ass.

Biden didn't even try to have large rallies. How many times do you brain-dead morons have to be told that before it sinks in? And nobody flies a flag of a politician unless they're in a cult. Stop treating politics like a sporting event.

shit, I saw biden ones, so you're wrong.

 

[schmidlap]

the legislative branch, that is, by the way, voted in by the people. so one could go there as you suggest, yes.

The spectacle of all those bamboo ballots from South Korea piled up next to the Crazy Times Carnival toilets captures the essence of this caper beautifully.

It's hardly surprising that Republicans in Arizona are embarrassed and disgusted.

One of the first signs of trouble came last week, when state Sen. Paul Boyer (R), who used to support his party's truly bonkers election audit, conceded that the process was making Arizona Republicans "look like idiots." The GOP state legislator added that he didn't realize how "ridiculous" the review would be.​

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As the week progressed, Jack Sellers, the Republican chairman of the board of supervisors in Maricopa County -- Arizona's most populous county, whose votes are the target of the GOP audit -- described the ongoing process as reaching a "dangerous" stage. Sellers went on to condemn his own party's "lies and half-truths" about the election results, and said Cyber Ninjas, the Florida-based firm Republicans hired to conduct this fiasco, “are in way over their heads.”​

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Around the same time, Maricopa County Supervisor Bill Gates, another lifelong Republican, was asked about his party's ongoing election audit. "My fear is that all of this is further tearing at the foundations of our democracy and tearing at people's faith in our electoral systems," he told the New York Times. "If there were fraud going on, if there was systematic corruption going on, I would be the first to speak out against it. But we have looked at this again and again and again with numerous audits here."​

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Arizona's bonkers election audit sharply divides state Republicans

Republicans at the national level are confronting notable divisions, but GOP divisions in Arizona are considerably worse.

www.msnbc.com

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"Keep trashing American democracy, Tool!
You make my nipples hard!"​

 

[jc456]

the legislative branch, that is, by the way, voted in by the people. so one could go there as you suggest, yes.

The spectacle of all those bamboo ballots from South Korea piled up next to the Crazy Times Carnival toilets captures the essence of this caper beautifully.

It's hardly surprising that Republicans in Arizona are embarrassed and disgusted.

One of the first signs of trouble came last week, when state Sen. Paul Boyer (R), who used to support his party's truly bonkers election audit, conceded that the process was making Arizona Republicans "look like idiots." The GOP state legislator added that he didn't realize how "ridiculous" the review would be.​

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As the week progressed, Jack Sellers, the Republican chairman of the board of supervisors in Maricopa County -- Arizona's most populous county, whose votes are the target of the GOP audit -- described the ongoing process as reaching a "dangerous" stage. Sellers went on to condemn his own party's "lies and half-truths" about the election results, and said Cyber Ninjas, the Florida-based firm Republicans hired to conduct this fiasco, “are in way over their heads.”​

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Around the same time, Maricopa County Supervisor Bill Gates, another lifelong Republican, was asked about his party's ongoing election audit. "My fear is that all of this is further tearing at the foundations of our democracy and tearing at people's faith in our electoral systems," he told the New York Times. "If there were fraud going on, if there was systematic corruption going on, I would be the first to speak out against it. But we have looked at this again and again and again with numerous audits here."​

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Arizona's bonkers election audit sharply divides state Republicans

Republicans at the national level are confronting notable divisions, but GOP divisions in Arizona are considerably worse.

www.msnbc.com

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you couldn't stay on topic again. damn

 

[schmidlap]

you couldn't stay on topic again. damn

You are confused. I just gave an update on the Bamboo Follies -
cogent verbatim quotations from Arizona Republican officeholders.

 

[jc456]

you couldn't stay on topic again. damn

You are confused. I just gave an update on the Bamboo Follies -
cogent verbatim quotations from Arizona Republican officeholders.

nope, I was referring to paying for the audit. you wandered out into the snow. stick to your topics.

 

[schmidlap]

nope, I was referring to paying for the audit. you wandered out into the snow. stick to your topics.

The thread's topic concerns updating the Maricopa County ballot "audit."

I provided an update of the Maricopa ballot "audit", quoting Republican Arizona officeholders who seem to have had quite enough of the farce.

 

[Aldo Raine]

Are you ever going to supply proof of the "stolen election "? Why haven’t Rudy, the Kraken Lady and MyPillow shown this evidence. Why are ewe keeping this from them and the courts?

sure sixty plus some people signed affidavits stating they saw fraud. you think they removed the ballots from the polls? that would be illegal, you know this right? So, guess what is the only way to bring in the ballots? let's see how much brain matter you have.

Signed affidavits, like the one by kooky bitch in Michigan? Ya lets go with that!!!
MAGA

 

[schmidlap]

Just wait. Soon, the conspiracy kooks will be claiming that the Big Bamboozle is being financed by George Soros.

 

[jc456]

nope, I was referring to paying for the audit. you wandered out into the snow. stick to your topics.

The thread's topic concerns updating the Maricopa County ballot "audit."

I provided an update of the Maricopa ballot "audit", quoting Republican Arizona officeholders who seem to have had quite enough of the farce.

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the thread you responded to was on paying for the audit. so, there's that.

 

[Faun]

In the end no matter how many audits the Trump base does the fact is Biden will still be President!

illegitimate

LOL

By "illegitimate," you mean the 46th president of the U.S. whose laws and executive orders will be as legal and binding as the 44 presidents before him?

 

[Faun]

Why did the Biden bump ONLY happen in 6 Democrat strongholds in 6 swing states?

Why didnt it happen in NYC and LA?

If the mail in ballot argument holds water, it would have happened in EVERY democrat stronghold.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE.

Biden outperformed Clinton in a large number of states and underperformed her in some others. They also focused the campaign in a few key states instead of having Biden try to expand the map like Clinton thought she could.

Hilliary atleast had her supporters---Biden didn't. Any outperformance is then likely just proof of voter fraud. I'm sorry but BIDEN was not a popular guy with anyone other than fellow pedos, the communist chinese, and globalists looking to buy US pols.

81.2 Million votes and a presidential approval rating the former president shits his pants over.

Polls can and are often faked--polls mean shit. And I am sorry, but Bided did not get 81.2 Million votes----he didn't have the support. He could not even get people to attend his rallies or even put up flags to support his ass.

 

[schmidlap]

By "illegitimate," you mean the 46th president of the U.S. whose laws and executive orders will be as legal and binding as the 44 presidents before him?

"Make believe" presidents can provide sprightly discourse.

"Damned, Cliffy, You're right!
Josiah Bartlet makes a comeback in '24!"​

 

[bripat9643]

All Intelligent people know that Trump won.

Please get this irrefutable evidence to Rudy, the Kraken Lady and MyPillow pronto. They are in immediate need of it.
MAGA

This is what you imagine an argument is.

I realize ewe got nothing tardherder, and guess what, Rudy, the Kraken Lady and MyPillow realize as well!! Why do ewe think the Kraken Lady used the old "people would have to be stupid to think I was telling the truth when I lied about the election " defense?
MAGA

More spectacular logic!

Yup she is as dumb as ewe. I am sure she had to study for it. For ewe it came natural!!!
MAGA

Are you ever going to post some semblance of an argument?

Are you ever going to supply proof of the "stolen election "? Why haven’t Rudy, the Kraken Lady and MyPillow shown this evidence. Why are ewe keeping this from them and the courts?
MAGA

Are you ever going to post some semblance of an argument?

LOL

Poor, fucking moron. Too stupid to understand what people post.

I understand exactly what the moron posted.

No ewe don't ewe are a 0 IQ tRumptard. I mean ewe are even fucking dumb by tRumptard standards!!!
MAGA

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You're even too stupid to understand that, fucking moron?

I don't waste my time decifering some SJW puzzle.

LOL

There was no puzzle, fucking moron. He said you're dumb. And you proved him right when you revealed you can't understand he said that.

What a jackass. Is there anything so trivial that you won't attack people for it?