Being a woman in America

Western30

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My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
 
But you say if you were a woman in America...and you talked about yout sons.

It must be very sad to have brought up these children to become frightened when they grow up. I understand teenagers are a challenge, but once they have matured, they are a gift you.
 
Our sons were very well behaved growing up because we raised them that way. It's called parenting and we considered it our obligation.
 
Today, if you are a woman, you can grow up as a man, right? You can be whoever you want. Even criminals in prison can get the government to pay for an addadichtomy.
 
One of the weirder posts I've seen here. Women need more education than men in America? They need to become weightlifters to contain teenagers?

So much fail in one post.
 
Our sons were very well behaved growing up because we raised them that way. It's called parenting and we considered it our obligation.

Thank you. The problem is that many parents let their kids run wild and use the tv as a baby sitter. Raise them right and they will be fine.
 
My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".
 
My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.
 
My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.
Of course, dear; every Man knows, Practice makes Perfect.
 
My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.

Soon to be obsessed with "I can't get rid of it".

As OL said: OP, what happened to you living in the Queen Elizabeth Islands? Hmm?

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My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.
Of course, dear; every Man knows, Practice makes Perfect.

So get busy practicing.
 
My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.
Of course, dear; every Man knows, Practice makes Perfect.

So get busy practicing.
I practice not resorting to fallacy, just for fun.
 
raising a son is a good reason to keep the father....the first and only time my son told me to 'fuck off' my husband was outside the window and heard it...he cleared the living room in 3 steps...put son on wall and ask..what did you say to my wife? son is 6' 4" now and they both know who would win.....and the son still watches his mouth around his father..me not so much...

plus bio fathers arent as likely to abuse or kill their own child.....i like that added layer of protection

smart women pick wisely and then stay with their man.....men are easy to come by...a good father is something to be cherished and respected
 
My older woman friend a couple of doors down, asked me what I would do if I were a Woman in America, especially todays America...

I told her, that if I were a woman in America..
Well, it would be nice to have an education of course, because I would need it more so than the guys..


But actually what I would do, first off...
Is I would hit the gyms.

I would go to GNC, stock up on Vitamin pills, potassium drinks, protein powder of all three varieties, the Whey, Soy and Pea proteins..
and Creatine and ATP.. and weight gainer powder..

And start lifting weights, with a trainer.


So that if I ended up a single mom...

15 years old, doesn't end up becoming the new 35, for the boys in my house.


Not with the goal of becoming the world's strongest woman... but just enough so that I can physically restrain a teenager from age 13 to 18.
That's all.


And unless my sons were very well behaved growing up...

When they're 18 years old, they would be required to leave home and not come back... for my own safety.
They can come by and visit.... but because they were a little difficult growing up...
I wouldn't trust living with a grown man in my house....
son or no son.
The MAN... has got to pack up and go.
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.
Of course, dear; every Man knows, Practice makes Perfect.

So get busy practicing.
I practice not resorting to fallacy, just for fun.

Dude, you ate a master of fallacy. Your entire premise seems to be you need to practice getting laid before you can get laid. Just go after it and skip the manipulation of your female friends. And stay on topic. Your post has nothing to do with the topic. Maybe getting laid will relieve you of your obsession.
 
raising a son is a good reason to keep the father....the first and only time my son told me to 'fuck off' my husband was outside the window and heard it...he cleared the living room in 3 steps...put son on wall and ask..what did you say to my wife? son is 6' 4" now and they both know who would win.....and the son still watches his mouth around his father..me not so much...

plus bio fathers arent as likely to abuse or kill their own child.....i like that added layer of protection

smart women pick wisely and then stay with their man.....men are easy to come by...a good father is something to be cherished and respected

My sons are both bigger than I am. Their mother never had a moment's fear of them.
 
National Thong Day!

As a woman, I would never have a problem, with getting enough practice and having high numbers, to give guys, "heck".

You sure are obsessed with "practice" and numbers.
Of course, dear; every Man knows, Practice makes Perfect.

So get busy practicing.
I practice not resorting to fallacy, just for fun.

Dude, you ate a master of fallacy. Your entire premise seems to be you need to practice getting laid before you can get laid. Just go after it and skip the manipulation of your female friends. And stay on topic. Your post has nothing to do with the topic. Maybe getting laid will relieve you of your obsession.
Gossip much? All you have is, ad hominems; any wo-man in the non-porn sector can "do just as much".
 

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