Blinking Coded Messages Behind Michelle's Back?

[longknife]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

REVEALED: Military Members Used as Props by Michelle Obama During Oscars Were Blinking Coded Messages

by directorblue @ Doug Ross @ Journal blog

WASHINGTON, DC - An exclusive analysis by Cub Reporter Biff Spackle reveals that members of the military conscripted by First Lady Michelle Obama for her Oscar appearance were blinking coded messages.

Three of the four military personnel were, according to a computer-based analysis, using Morse code to signal the public that they were being forced to appear as props against their will.

This analysis can exclusively reveal the following:

• One male service member appears to have signaled: E-X-T-R-E-M-E * P-A-I-N * S-T-O-P

• A female service member repeatedly blinked: P-L-E-A-S-E * S-E-N-D * R-E-S-C-U-E * P-A-R-T-Y * S-T-O-P

• And another serviceman signaled: S-H-E * N-E-E-D-S * H-E-R * O-W-N * D-A-M-N * V-A-R-I-E-T-Y * S-H-O-W * M-A-K-E * I-T * S-T-O-P

The use of military members for the First Lady's commercial appearance raised the specter of impropriety according to Beltway insiders.

Longtime Hollywood insider Sparkles Malloy observed that, "if the Obamas really want to break the record for most television appearances, they ought to at least move to Los Angeles."

And I purposely omitted Moochele's picture

 

[meson]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof<snip>

I feel sorry for you.

 

[TNHarley]

Please send rescue party HAHA
I doubt it is true, but I wouldn't doubt it if it was..

 

[jknowgood]

Lol, if it's true I don't blame them.

 

[Katzndogz]

I don't know about coded messages but they surely looked like they didn't want to be there. Each and every one looked like the last order they were given was Smile even if it kills you.

If the Potemkin Villagers had an expression on their faces, these poor young people had it.

 

[rightwinger]

I noticed that too


They were blinking........Z-E-R-O D-A-R-K T-H-I-R-T-Y

 

[g5000]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

Did you know your picture is in the dictionary next to the definition for "rube"?

 

[bodecea]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

REVEALED: Military Members Used as Props by Michelle Obama During Oscars Were Blinking Coded Messages

by directorblue @ Doug Ross @ Journal blog

WASHINGTON, DC - An exclusive analysis by Cub Reporter Biff Spackle reveals that members of the military conscripted by First Lady Michelle Obama for her Oscar appearance were blinking coded messages.

Three of the four military personnel were, according to a computer-based analysis, using Morse code to signal the public that they were being forced to appear as props against their will.

This analysis can exclusively reveal the following:

• One male service member appears to have signaled: E-X-T-R-E-M-E * P-A-I-N * S-T-O-P

• A female service member repeatedly blinked: P-L-E-A-S-E * S-E-N-D * R-E-S-C-U-E * P-A-R-T-Y * S-T-O-P

• And another serviceman signaled: S-H-E * N-E-E-D-S * H-E-R * O-W-N * D-A-M-N * V-A-R-I-E-T-Y * S-H-O-W * M-A-K-E * I-T * S-T-O-P

The use of military members for the First Lady's commercial appearance raised the specter of impropriety according to Beltway insiders.

Longtime Hollywood insider Sparkles Malloy observed that, "if the Obamas really want to break the record for most television appearances, they ought to at least move to Los Angeles."

And I purposely omitted Moochele's picture

"Conscripted"?

 

[g5000]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

Duhhhhhhhhh...maybe if you watched the video of the First Lady announcing the award you would have seen immediately that no one was blinking morse code, much less repeatedly.

 

[paperview]

This thread is made of pure WIN!

 

[rightwinger]

I'm sure each and every one of those servicemen was outraged that they got pulled out of their unit and had to mingle with movie stars and the First Lady while they appeared on national TV before an audience of tens of millions

How degrading

 

[longknife]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

Duhhhhhhhhh...maybe if you watched the video of the First Lady announcing the award you would have seen immediately that no one was blinking morse code, much less repeatedly.

Why the h**l would I ever want to watch HER?

 

[g5000]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

Duhhhhhhhhh...maybe if you watched the video of the First Lady announcing the award you would have seen immediately that no one was blinking morse code, much less repeatedly.

Why the h**l would I ever want to watch HER?

Yes, why would you ever want to discover the truth? It is better to read ABOUT her and COPY AND PASTE about her anything that makes her look bad. And TALK about her. But God forbid you should try to find out if any of the bullshit you are spreading is true!

Brilliant plan.

 

[longknife]

I'm sure each and every one of those servicemen was outraged that they got pulled out of their unit and had to mingle with movie stars and the First Lady while they appeared on national TV before an audience of tens of millions

How degrading

They were all members of the 3rd Infantry, the national honor guard. They always get called out for stuff like this.

 

[Sarah G]

I'm sure each and every one of those servicemen was outraged that they got pulled out of their unit and had to mingle with movie stars and the First Lady while they appeared on national TV before an audience of tens of millions

How degrading

Of course. They probably had to be hog tied and dragged there against their will.

 

[bodecea]

I'm sure each and every one of those servicemen was outraged that they got pulled out of their unit and had to mingle with movie stars and the First Lady while they appeared on national TV before an audience of tens of millions

How degrading

It was GRUELING!!!!! GRUELING I TELL YOU!!!!

 

[Sarah G]

I haven't figured out whether this is real or a spoof

REVEALED: Military Members Used as Props by Michelle Obama During Oscars Were Blinking Coded Messages

by directorblue @ Doug Ross @ Journal blog

WASHINGTON, DC - An exclusive analysis by Cub Reporter Biff Spackle reveals that members of the military conscripted by First Lady Michelle Obama for her Oscar appearance were blinking coded messages.

Three of the four military personnel were, according to a computer-based analysis, using Morse code to signal the public that they were being forced to appear as props against their will.

This analysis can exclusively reveal the following:

• One male service member appears to have signaled: E-X-T-R-E-M-E * P-A-I-N * S-T-O-P

• A female service member repeatedly blinked: P-L-E-A-S-E * S-E-N-D * R-E-S-C-U-E * P-A-R-T-Y * S-T-O-P

• And another serviceman signaled: S-H-E * N-E-E-D-S * H-E-R * O-W-N * D-A-M-N * V-A-R-I-E-T-Y * S-H-O-W * M-A-K-E * I-T * S-T-O-P

The use of military members for the First Lady's commercial appearance raised the specter of impropriety according to Beltway insiders.

Longtime Hollywood insider Sparkles Malloy observed that, "if the Obamas really want to break the record for most television appearances, they ought to at least move to Los Angeles."

And I purposely omitted Moochele's picture

Do you mean like morse code or some other antiquated method of communication?

 

[rightwinger]

I'm sure each and every one of those servicemen was outraged that they got pulled out of their unit and had to mingle with movie stars and the First Lady while they appeared on national TV before an audience of tens of millions

How degrading

They were all members of the 3rd Infantry, the national honor guard. They always get called out for stuff like this.

Rock of the Marne!

Tough duty but someone has to do it

 

[ArmyCowboy]

A bunch of young LTs blinked morse code?

Alrighty then.

 

[bodecea]

I'm sure each and every one of those servicemen was outraged that they got pulled out of their unit and had to mingle with movie stars and the First Lady while they appeared on national TV before an audience of tens of millions

How degrading

They were all members of the 3rd Infantry, the national honor guard. They always get called out for stuff like this.

I wonder if that female NAVY LT behind Michelle's right shoulder knows she's really in the 3rd Infantry......