Which is stupid and wrong. Sorry, I reject your wishful nonsense.those stories were never intended to be taken literally by intelligent people
After you sober up, you should search the streets of any city looking for a Jew, grab his cloak and then ask him about it.
If you show a modicum of respect maybe they will take pity on you and tell you that I am right.
Jews wear cloaks?
lol...Yes, the cloaks are made from very sophisticated alien technology.