You're standing in the wrong place. Go to a gun-free zone... they've probably had four or five there by now according to gun nuts.
They're the best place to have them! Gun free zones are yours, and a mass killers wet dream.
I'll take a gun-free zone over a guns-everywhere zone any day, anytime, anyplace!
Of course you would. You have abandoned rational, logical thought, for emotional outbursts. Someday, when you grow up, you'll think differently.