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Another list I didn't get on.
EDIT:
Has anyone been to the real Cheers?
What the hell happened in here last night?! Why is [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION] asleep under the bar?
/peers closer
Is that Samson?
There are still plenty of old man bars in the Valley. Bars that used to serve hard drinks to men who want to get drunk fast (copyright 1946 It's a Wonderful Life).
These smudged up places still serve steelworkers ginger brandy, Kessler's, and 7&7's. Draft beer is Iron City and Iron City Light. period.
And there's always a spot along the corner of the bar where the old times gather to solve all the problems of the world and gripe about their wives. That's where the best jokes are enjoyed. Jokes like...
While grocery shopping, a woman accidentally bumped her cart into another. That cart was used by her doctor and they began the every day chit chat we all perform. Staring into her cart, the doctor noticed an 80 pound bag of dry dog food.
"Helen! I didn't know that you and Tom got yourselves a big dog" said the doctor.
"No. I feed that to Tom" Helen answered matter of factly.
"I beg you pardon?" Asked the doctor.
"Yeah! It's all he eats! Three meals a day, seven days a week, he even fills a dish and eats it like popcorn while he watches TV!" explained Helen.
"As your doctor I have to warn you, if you feed a grown man nothing but dog food, it'll kill him!" scolded the doctor.
Three months later, the two find themselves at the same cocktail party.
"Helen!" said the doctor "How's Tom?
"Poor Tom. He died last month" answered Helen.
"What did I tell you!" growled the doctor. "Dog food would swell up his guts until they explode!"
"No! It wasn't the food that killed him" said Helen.
And this is the place in the story they would all lean in toward each other and speak in low tones.
"Tom was sitting out in the street licking his balls and a car hit him."
And that's when the old drunks would let loose a snort, a fart or two and a chuckle.
And I had some of the finest brandy of my life. What a treat. Italian Tavern owners rock!
Difference between Whiskey and Brandy
Your answer is at that link. I would have said whiskey is made from grain and brandy is made from fruit but that isn't completely accurate.
Since I don't drink...I guess I was just curious. I watch Frasier every night and they are always going on about their wine club, brandy, sherry.
Sometimes..I wish I could try one...or all. But everything tastes...icky, last I took a sip. Never tried brandy though. Or sherry.
My brother in law used to travel a lot for his job and he brought us some cognac from France once. We drank some one cold winter's night and it was possibly the best drink I've ever had. You could feel it's warmth all the way down to your stomach. It felt medicinal but tasted way better than medicine.
Ok..just for funzies to see what I could except..what if I asked for a shot of a brandy, a cognac, a sherry and a whiskey. That is 4 shots. Woudl that make me drunk??
What the hell happened in here last night?!
Why is [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION] asleep under the bar?
lap dances? Hmmm. Eye candy. Eye candy for me here is samson. I wonder if i can get him to grind on this old lady's lap?
Cool.
[mention=42649]gracie[/mention]
like a fine wine, i imagine you've gotten better with age, gracie.
I bet you could teach me a thing or two about grindin'.....
do you like your bean corse or fine ground?
I like my beans any way you wanna serve them.
Ohhh. Waves flushed face. SAMSON is here.
(Hey! No comments from the peanut gallery. The guys here fall in love with avies alla time. Well.. us wimmens do too!)
OH O!
Looks like grinding your bean by hand might not work.....good thing I have an electric one
Ok..just for funzies to see what I could except..what if I asked for a shot of a brandy, a cognac, a sherry and a whiskey. That is 4 shots. Woudl that make me drunk??
Drunk? or willing?
As in, willing to sweep the floor???
What the hell happened in here last night?! Why is [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION] asleep under the bar?
/peers closer
Is that Samson?
What the hell happened in here last night?!
Why is [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION] asleep under the bar?
All the booths and the lap-dance suite were taken?
Don't tell this guy to put his cig out. I'll be standing behind him with my own cig..just in case ya do!
At least 3 people are smoking...so it must be the official smoking zone of the bar! Stat must have had that installed just for the smokers!
Yes, I did. I use the smokers as human torches for the next Karneval parade!!!
