Chicago lawmaker proposes law to make Chicago a state!

[basquebromance]

Illinois lawmakers consider separating Chicago as its own state

get a load of this guy!

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

You can't fix stoopid, but you can bytchslap it.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Let's make it a planet and jettison that bitch into a black hole somewhere out in the universe...

 

[Claudette]

Wonder if they will get any tourists??

You know. Tourists with armored cars, body armor, machine guns, grenades and phones to take pictures of lovely Chicago???

 

[Silent Warrior]

How about we make it a state and all the rest of the states refuse to trade with it?